(A/N This is a purple one shot. Please review and please don't flame! I prefer constructive criticism.)


Blake needed a plan. Bunny was ignoring him, as always. He needed a way to impress her or something. It's not like his reputation helped.

In fact, he heard her say: "I guess he's okay, but he has problems."

Well that was bad. Blake Jojo, the boy who has problems. No way, Bunny will always see him as the boy with problems.

As he sulked in his chair, he got an idea. It was a dumb one too. But he didn't think that at the time.

Step 1: Sneak Out the Hotel Room

Blake, (not being the brightest bulb,) hadn't thought it all the way through. He had to get past Butch and his built-in lie detector. So Blake was about to open the door, slowly and silently.

"I'm almost there..."

"What are you doing Blake?" Butch raised an eyebrow.

"I'm uh..."

"Well?"

Blake lost it.

"I'M BREAKING INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE TO GET A GIRL TO NOTICE ME!"

Butch was to smart, (whatever you call almost stupid) to believe such a crazy story in fact, Butch laughed so hard he wet his big boy pants. In the middle of all this, Blake found that as an opportunity to slip out.

Step 2: Fly Over to girl's house

You're probaly thinking that flying would be the easiest part. It would've, if it wasn't for the flying speed limit. I know it sounds ridiculous, and it is, in fact it wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for a certain someone. (A piece of advice, don't fly at 25526363836363829 miles per hour and crash into city hall.)

So, (beacause he was in a hurry.) Blake broke the speed limit. And you know what happened next? Well no, you don't, if you did you wouldn't be here.

Blake got a ticket, for $737282 dollars. Apparently, Megaville is broke.

Blake 'accidentally' tore up that ticket and 'accidentally' dropped it. Blake was having some of the worst luck, all that rubbish landed on the air police officers head. The officer pulled out his 'money book.' as the man called it and began pulling out papers.

"Littering... Ripping up tickets...and wearing a bandanna " (That's a fashion crime.)

That was Blake's cue to leave. Blake lost the police officer, and hid behind a tree.

Step 3: Get in girl' room

Lucky for Blake, the Professor left the door unlocked, and Blake slipped in. But, so everyone could avoid sneaker inners, (like a certain Blake.) there was a security system.

'Okay, I watched those spy movies, I just need to be flexible. Besides, I done this before Counterfeit Island on Poptropica!'

That was easier thought than done. Apparently, Poptropica doesn't offer flexibility lessons.

That ended in a big flop. Blake landed right on the lasers. Nothing happened. I forgot to tell you, the Professor was being cheap that day and got digital lasers. Just some more dumb luck. So Blake walked over to Bunny's room.

Step 4: Take something girl likes.

That part was sorta easy. Taking Roger Rabbit Utionium was pretty easy, Blake just snuck past Bunny's bed, opened the cage, took the rabbit and put a sticky note that said: "Blake was here."

All was going well for our burglar lump of junk, a certain purple eyed PPG woke up for a drink of water. She looked over her shoulder to see Blake. Who knew that he was caught. Her hands heated up, her eyes got way darker and long story short, Blake had to go to the hospital.

Step 5: Think about how stupid you were

At the hospital, Blake was thinking about how stupid he was.

"Well, I guess I should apologize when my ribs, nose, arms, legs, neck, and didnity heals." Blake thought aloud.


(A/N Don't try this at home! Like you could. LOL.)