****Disclaimer*** Don't own Harry Potter, so don't freakin' sue me!

Dedication: To my cousin who just became an uncle (haha now I can call you uncle), our war hurt a lot didn't it? Hope your arms are ok...heh...but you were my inspiration for this story, and no, you don't get any money.. I'll cut my nails...after your birthday. HA HA HA.. happy early birthday! love potterride (your really good at volleyball))))

"Sirius!" Andromeda called.

"Meda! I thought you guys weren't gonna come this summer?" Sirius said.

"Well, we did come," Narcissa rolled her eyes.

"Hullo, Cissy." Regulus greeted.

This was followed by more 'hellos' and 'move out of my ways', when...

"Hello, Sirius," Bellatrix said in you're-gonna-die-in-a-tree-today tone.

"Hello, Bella," Sirius replied back in a tone like you're-gonna-die-in-a-toilet-today. Let's go back a bit, to where this war between Sirius and Bellatrix started...

Flashback

"WHY IS MY HAIR PINK?" Bellatrix shouted.

"Oh, Bella," Andromeda came rushing in.

"Don't 'oh, Bella' me! DO SOMETHING!" Bellatrix commanded.

"I don't know what to do, Bellatrix. Do you know who did it?" Andromeda asked.

"No, I dont. I was in the shower putting shampoo on, then I came out, looked in the mirror..."

"And?" Andromeda prodded, by this time Narcissa and Regulus were in the room looking at Bellatrix with great amusment. Regulus more so than Narcissa.

"My hair was pink! Someone changed my shampoo with pink hair dye! And I have no idea who..." Bellatrix looked angry before, now she looked lethal.
"SIRIUS ORION BLACK! YOU BETTER START RUNNING! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sirius' laughed echoed through the Black house.

When Bellatrix finally got him, Sirius had a blue tail and blonde hair.

"OH, THIS MEANS WAR!"

End FlashBack

"What should we do?" Regulus asked the question that was sitting in everybody's mind.

"Pillow fight?" Narcissa suggested.

"Quidditch?" Sirius shrugged.

"Read?" Andromed said.

"Put poison in someone's drink." Guess who.

"Really, Bella? Really?" Sirius said.

"I meant your drink, Sirius," Bella responded.

"Git." Sirius mumbled.

Bellatrix reached over with her long nails and dug them in Sirius' flesh.

"OWWWWWWWW!" Sirius screamed.

"Bella!" Andromeda jumped up.

"Sirius..." Regulus laughed. Sirius reached over and punched Bellatrix hardin the shoulder.

Bellatrix winced, "You're gonna regret that, Siri."

"Go. Die." Sirius snarled, as Bellatrix dug her nails again into her cousin's skin.

"I can't believe you gave me a black eye!" Bellatrix held a bag of ice to her right black eye. "You punched a girl!"

"You're not a girl," Sirius said looking at his arms. "You're an animal!"

On Sirius' arms one could see deep nail marks and ripped skin. On Bellatrix, she had one black eye, and two sore shoulders.

"ENOUGH!" Andromeda shouted. "God, you two really need to know how to control yourselves."

"That animal needs to control herself," Sirius pointed to Bellatrix.

"Nice one, Sirius." Regulus whispered.

Bellatrix glared at Sirius; a cold, hard glare, that scared Narcissa. "Meda, where's that poison? Someone is about to die..."

A/N: Hullo, there! I'm back! Sorry, I have been reading fax stories and playing volleyball. This story is kinda true, BUT NO ANIMALS WERE HURT! thats just cruel. I get a lot of inspiration from my cousins don't I? Anyways, it's August and school is starting soon, yeah, I know suckish times. But..But.. POTTERMORE! it's gonna be awesome for those of you who got entry during the magic quill stuff...until then..laugh and smile always

good luck with life