Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort

1. Give him tickets to Disney World, circle 'the happiest place on Earth' and then take his wand away when he goes.

2. Don't let any of his supporters go with him.

3. Send Harry Potter at the same time.

4. After he gets back, charm the Death Eaters to sing 'Its a Small World' at five minute intervals.

5. Keep his wand.

6. Swap his robes with Dumbledore's.

7. Take photos.

8. Send photos to the Order.

9. Record their reactions.

10. Play the recording at the next Death Eater meeting.

11. Next time the Death Eaters go on a raid, charm them to perform the song 'Thriller' by Michael Jackson with the dance moves.

12. Make Voldemort the lead singer.

13. Send pictures to the Daily Prophet.

14. Next time he crucios someone, cast a tickling charm on him.

15. Repeat number 14 until he gets the hint.

16. Give him a book about atomic bombs and when he asks how to get one, say muggles and walk away.

17. At the next Death Eater meeting, charm the Death Eaters to sing and dance the the song 'Men in Tights' from 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'

18. Take photos.

19. Send photos to Daily Prophet.

20. Charm Voldemort to sing the song 'I Love You' from Barney.

21. In front of Dumbledore and Harry Potter.

22. Give him a hug.

23. Tell him he is nice.

24. Charm his clothes to look like he is wearing a pink tutu but he can't see it.

25. Give this list to everyone and hide behind Harry Potter (or Dumbledore).

Not everyone had been amused with the last one but it had taken a lot of time and effort to pull it off. They were determined to honor the List Maker, as they had dubbed the unknown student who had had his or her work taken.

"You-know-who next?"

"Yeah, this one should be funny." and the troublemakers went to buy tickets to Disney.