"Tobi's cheerful smile pisses me off every time I see it, un."

"Here we go again," Kisame muttered, knowing what Deidara was gonna go on about again.

"He's just too fucking happy! How can I trust that, yeah?" Deidara took a drink from his coffee. He sighed slowly. "It's like he's going to kill someone anyday soon."

"Hm," Kisame said, resting his cheek on the palm of his hand. "Can you stop talking about him? He's getting way too much screen time, it's getting annoying. I think he has more screen time than even Hidan..."

"Hello, fucker's!" Hidan appeared, a wide grin on his face, a bowl of ice cream in his hand. The dining room at HQ was perfect to eat creamy sweets at two am in the morning!

"Hi, un."

"Hey."

"What are you guys talking about?" Hidan asked as he took a seat next to Kisame, huge spoon in his hand.

"Tobi."

"Hidan, I have a question," Deidara said slowly, looking down at his cup of still hot cooffee.

"...What?" Hidan took a teeny bite out of the ice cream on his spoon.

"Does Tobi ever smile around you?" Deidara stared up at Hidan with wide blue eyes.

"How can you tell when he smiles?" Kisame asked.

"You just can, un!"

"If he does, run. Very fast. As if he were about to fucking murdure you. Wich he probably will want to do."

"Wha...?"

"Hi everyone," Tobi said as he flaunced past, a smug smile on his face. He dissapeared into the kitchen, and appeared once more, holding a switch blade in one hand, and a can of whip cream in another. "Bye everyone!"

He ran off back into a random room.

"Is he gonna shave himself or something with that?" asked Deidara, taking another drink.

Hidan, already halfway through his large bowl of ice cream, responded with a "Well, he is an dumbshit."

Kisame spoke up next:

"Where's...Zetsu?"