"You want to what River?" the doctor nearly choked
"Take you drinking" river said very slowly they had just come back from America and they both needed a break
"NO apsoutely not never" The doctor said firmly
"Fine then" river huffed and stormed out and into the kitchen and that's when she had the idea.
Three hours later
"River where are you" the Doctor was staring to get worried he hadn't seen her in 3 Hours and after everything that happened with her parents he wanted to make sure everything was ok
"In Here Sweetie" river shouted
The doctor walked into the Kitchen to find it transformed with every sort of alcohol lined up on the sides and extra added shelves
"River what is the meaning off this?" the doctor questioned as she handed him a drink
"Well sweetie you didn't want to go out drinking so I thought I'd bring the drink to you" River smiled sweetly drinking something blue pinkish
"River" he warned her sternly that was until he tasted the drink it was haven and then some...
The next day they both woke up to well over 30 empty bottles surrounding them and both of them Naked
"What did we do last night" The doctor thought out loud
"Sweetie can you keep it down" River Moaned trying to sit up "we are never doing that again"
"It wasn't my idea!" The doctor exclaimed standing up
"Shut up" River whispered
"Make me" the doctor said
And that was then the Sick started…
A/N- so yep just a one shot on the line the doctor said about im 1103 i must have drunk it sometime..
