"I have an announcement!" Hidan declared, standing on the living room table in HQ.

Get off the table. . . Hidan heard in his head.

"FUCK YOU, KAKUZU!"

Everyone else in the living gave him WTF looks.

Kisame raised his hand.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?"

"Wheres Deidara?"

"I'm right here, you idiot."

"Oh. Since when."

"Since I was tied down by this fag on the table, yeah."

"Keep your insults to yourself!" Hidan told him. "Anyway, I have an announcement."

"Go on. . ."

"Shut up!"

"Hurry up, in case you forgot, Konan is still waiting to go to our honey moon," Pein complained. "What am even doing doing here," he asked himself.

"The fag just moved away and I'm in charge of the money now!"

"How, un?"

'How what?"

"How can you still be here if you just said the fag moved away?" Deidara said.

Hidan stayed quiet. He didn't get it. "SHUT UP, DEIDARA!"

"I think he means Itachi," Pein muttered.

"Being gay has nothing to do with this!" Itachi defended himself in a monotone voice.

"It does if we're talking about fags," Zetsu said. "You should learn from me and be as straight as a pencil."

"He probably means one of those bendy ones," Kisame commented.

"You stay out of this!" Zetsu yelled at him.

"Ooooh, now I get it," Hidan said slowly. "Deidara you're mean when you're on it!"

"On what, un?"

"On your period."

The room went silent.

"I'm a guy."

"Since when?"

"Since forever, yeah!"

A random idiot burst through the doors. "TOBI IN THA HOUSE, HOMIES!"

"Great, here comes the retard, un" Deidara said.

"Don't be mean to him," Zetsu said.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" Hidan asked, still on the table.

"I wasn't invited to the meeting, Senpai!" Tobi whined.

"That's because no one want's you here, yeah," the blonde shot back.

"I brought snacks?" Tobi offered. He helf up a pice of chewed gum. "I found it at the gasoline store parking lot."

"Fuck. . ." Hidan muttered.