Hey Everybody!
This is the first one shot in this songbook, It's kinda short, but they'll get longer.
Anyways, this one is to the song "Chicks Dig It" by Chris Cagle
Enjoy!
"Yeah life is short so go on and live it
Cause the chicks dig it"
~Chris Cagle~
Casey's P.o.V
I was sitting on the couch reading a book when I heard the doorbell ring. I looked up to see George answer the door. I raised my eyebrows when I noticed, it was cops at the door.
"Is this the Venturi residence" The bigger one asked
"Yes, what can we do for you?" George ask.
Both of the officers stepped aside to let a very nervous looking Derek with a few cuts on his face in the front door.
"We found your son sitting on top of his car in a compromising position with a young lady." The skinnier one said.
" And what's wrong with that?" George asked raising an eye brow.
"Its not so much that, as it is the your son had knocked over 3 mailboxes, one fence and landed in a ditch."
"DEREK!" George screamed
Derek laughed nervously. I put my book down. This was much more entertaining I thought to myself smiling.
"We decide to let him with a warning and a 150$ fine" The Bulky officer said.
"Thank you very much, I'll be sure he gets a good punishment" George replied.
Both officers nodded and headed out the door. George closed it.
"Derek! Of all the stupid things you've done since you were a kid, this trumps them all!" I heard George yell whacking him upside the head with a book.
At this point everyone was down in the living room. Staring at him.
"Ya, sorry about that, anyways I'm just gonna go to my room..." Derek started.
"Not so fast, your gonna stay down here and explain to us, what could have possibly lead you to do such a moronic thing"
"Yes Derek, what did happen?" I heard mom ask
"Well me and some friends where a hanging in one of those development places, and their was this smokin hot girl there with her friends. And one of my friends said id sweet if I drove of one of the ramps...and well the rest is self explanatory..." Derek said with a nervous cough.
"Haha Sweet!" Edwin said giving him a high 5.
Derek smirked.
"That still doesn't explain why you did it" Mom replied
"I thought it was obvious, its cause the chicks dig that kind of stuff" Derek replied with that oh so Derek smirk.
George groaned. Mom and Lizzie stared at him blankly. Edwin smirked.
I snorted. "Ya your right Der, girls love inmates!" I said rolling my eyes
"I didn't go to jail" he replied with an "Aha" voice
"Not yet anyways..." I mumbled
"Was Derek always like this?" I heard mom ask
"Actually he was, when he was 8, he did the exact same thing with his bicycle and broke his arm. And sadly when I asked him why he replied with the same line"
I giggled.
"Ya but it was totally worth it! The girl across the street felt bad, so she gave me a kiss. Not to mention the amount of girls who signed my cast" emphasizing his point with his hands.
I gave him a look of disbelief.
"What can I say? I was a ladies man from day one!" He replied smirking.
Derek's P.O.V
Oh ya the look on their faces is priceless. Not only did I hook up with the smoking hot girl. I even got her digits.
No matter what Casey says, the chicks totally dig it!
Anyways there is the first one, feel free to look up the lyrics if you don't quite understand what it has to do with Derek lol
R&R
Sugar911
