A/N: Don't own Les Mis so don't bother suing. I'm already getting enough flak from the characters for putting them through this.
Valjean: Javert!
Everyone: WTF?
Javert: I'm right here!
Valjean: Oh, you heard me, huh?
Me: Dude, people in the Rent fandom heard you! I know you're old but...
Cosette: My papa's not old!
Grantaire: *snickers*
Enjolras: Sorry, mademoiselle, but yeah. He's fairly old.
Courfeyrac: What did you think we meant when we said "You've got some years behind you, sir"?
Valjean: Uh, I'm right here!
Me: Enough! *Everyone freezes* Right. Now, VJ, what did you want to say to Javert?
Everyone: *staring*
Javert: ... VJ?
Me: Huh? Oh. Oops.
Gavroche: Hehe, VJ, VJ...
Valjean: You be quiet, Gavvie!
Me: Oh, that's mature(!)
Enjolras: Actually I'd say it was immature... *sees me glaring* What?
Me: For a law student with brilliant oratory skills, you can be pretty thick sometimes, Enjy.
Enjolras: *paling* Wh – What did you just call me?
Me: Oh no... *facepalm*
Combeferre: I actually think it kind of suits you...
Me: Oh no you don't! Leave the slash outside, thank you!
Grantaire: *smiling dreamily* Mmm... Slash!
Javert: Filthy perverted creature!
Lesgles: Oh give it a rest, Javvie.
Javert: Making fun of an officer of the law? Jail!
Combeferre: He didn't mean to...
Javert: Disagreeing with the judgment of said officer of the law? Jail!
Enjolras: See? This is exactly why I wanted to stage a revolution.
Javert: Conspiring to perform illegal action? Jail!
Me: Hey, Enjy, I ain't stopping you.
Javert: Conspiring to conspire to perform illegal action? Jail!
Me: Annoying the writer? 24601 slash stories with every male character I can think of!
Javert: ... I'll be over here.
Me: Okay, to try and get this back to some kind of sanity –
Grantaire: You're talking to fictional characters.
Joly: Is insanity contagious?
Bahorel: Yeep. And deadly!
Joly: *going white* AHHH!
Jehan: That wasn't nice, Bahorel.
Me: Shut up! Okay, -
Marius: You do realize that's the second time you've said "Okway" in half a page?
Me: *sighs* May I continue?
Everyone: *consents (with minor grumbles)*
Me: Thank you. Okay, -
Marius: Third.
Me: Marius Harriet Pontmercy, you interrupt me one more time, and I'll make you regret it!
Marius: My middle name's not Harriet...
Me: Who's the writer?
Gavroche: *admiringly* Ooh, badass!
Me: Thank you, 'Vroche. Okay, -
Marius: *saying nothing but holding up four fingers*
Jehan: How would you make him regret it?
Me: I dunno. Probably write him into a Phantom of the Opera fanfic or something.
Lesgles: Hm... doesn't seem so bad...
Me: As Raoul's boyfriend.
Everyone: Ah.
Me: Yeep. So, no one annoy me, okay?
Everyone: Ok.
Me: Now. Valjean, why did you come in here yelling for Javert?
Valjean: Huh?
Feuilly: I think she means at the very beginning of this.
Valjean: Hm?
Joly: You don't remember?
Valjean: ...
Courfeyrac: Oh, well that's just great, isn't it?
Grantaire: So... this whole thing's been completely pointless?
Enjolras: It certainly seems that way...
Me: Alright! Everyone, no one's leaving till we sort this insane mess out!
Everyone: *moans and complains*
Javert: Well, this is gonna be a fun night(!)
A/N: Grr. Why are they so hard to control? Anyway, please R/R cos it'll make these guys happy and happy Mizzies are … hmm. Doesn't really make sense, does it? Oh you know what I mean!
