Title: This is not happening.
Author: Kidishcaresh
Pairing: Hiei X OC
Word count: 774
BETA: Resident Bishounen
Authoress notes: I don't know what gave me the idea. I just know that it was too funny not to write this story.
Summary: "Stop snickering and tell me how I get rid of it." Hiei grumbled glaring at Kurama who was having trouble containing his laughter.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OC's.
Chapter one, this is not happening.
Something was off. It had been since his last fight. It had been against a particularly annoying demon mage whom he had been hunting for a long while. The bastard had been using innocent human children as ingredients for his magic. Not that Hiei cared much for humans, but these were children so it justified his desire to see this demon mage dead.
The fight itself had taken forever as the bastard kept escaping his grasp. It wasn't that the bastard was faster or stronger; he would not have it said that he'd grown weak over these years. No, the bastard had the ability to deflect his attacks with his own. That magic of his really annoyed Hiei a lot. It'd taken him the Dragon of the darkness flame to defeat that bastard. That bastard had died laughing like a madman about something after his last failed attempt to destroy the darkness dragon technique. However since then he'd been feeling…peculiar.
He frowned as his vision blurred again. He'd managed to make his way to the park near the fox's house in the human world. Surely Kurama might know more of what that ass had done. Yes, the fox would know. He blinked again to make the blur leave his vision and moved on. He'd stopped running since he left demon world. It had become increasingly difficult to do with his sight like this. Something was definitely off.
The doorbell rang. Kurama looked up from his book reluctantly. It was actually a very interesting book. He sighed and got up. Looking through the spyglass in his door he saw the elderly lady from across the street and opened the door.
"Ah Shuuichi, it's good you're home. So odd you see? There's a child on my lawn. He's sick I think, but I can't carry him. He was rather foul mouthed now I think of it." the old lady Isoya said, frowning and motioning to a heap of black on his lawn. Kurama looked and recognized it immediately. He led the old lady back to her home, assuring her he'd take care of things. He then knelt by the black clad boy that lay on the lawn.
"Hiei? Are you alright?" he asked worriedly.
"Do I look okay?" Hiei hissed, glaring at the blur of red and purple.
"You'll have to tell me what happened while I work." Kurama said quietly as he lifted the smaller demon easily off the lawn and brought him back to his own house so they could talk freely.
After relaying the events leading up to his collapsing not 3 feet from the fox's house Hiei fell asleep. Kurama sighed. He'd done all he could, but didn't know why his friend had fallen ill. He knew all the techniques of that particular foe save the last one Hiei described. This had to be a new one the man had created or learned. The effects of it were unknown, but Hiei's recantation of the man's words didn't sound promising. All he could do was give the demon a concoction of herbs to combat the symptoms he was showing now and wait. Only time would reveal the full effects of the technique.
Some time at night Hiei woke up. After a brief moment of disorientation he recognized the place as the fox's house. He felt much better, which meant the fox had found a cure for whatever ailed him, but why did he still feel off? Why did it feel like something wasn't right? He sat up and glanced around. Flowers everywhere as expected of Kurama; said person on the other couch under a blanket, likely courtesy of his human mother. He blinked. It all looked just fine, but there was something gnawing at the back of his mind that screamed something was off. A soft sigh, too light to belong to the fox, drew his attention downward.
His eyes widened and he barely kept himself from yelling and waking the entire house. The fox was up and alert in seconds having sensed it too. He stared downward still unable to look away.
'This is not happening.' he thought gravely.
end of chapter 1. hope you like.
