SURVIVOR

Ingram: okay everyone, here we have 20 castaways here they are!

Tanya Pavelovna

James Doyle

Isabelle DuFontaine

Edward richtofen

Takeo masaki

Tank Dempsey

Nikolai belinski

Alex mason

Vladimir Makarov

Captain price

Soap

Dragovich

Viktor Reznov

Dimirti petrenko

General Shepherd

Ghost

Gaz

Macmillan

Pelayo

Zakhaev

We shall separate into two teams. Infinity ward and treyarch

Tanya: Im from neither

Ingram: Go to treyarch

IW camp

Macmillan: oi suzy!

Ghost: okay guys, set up camp

Zakhaev: bannannas!

Treyarch camp:

Richtofen: okay everyone, I am not gay and I….

Tank: (In a squeaky voice) Like men

(all point and laugh)

Ingram: okay Chaps! Gather round for challenge number 1! Here is a pineapple! Your job is to eat it. But! Each time something different will happen. Treyarch choose 3 of your guys! Same with you IW! Treyarch goes first.

Doyle: I go first! (eats it nothing happens) huh.

Mason: I go now (eats it and he starts farting uncontrollably) AH!

Takeo: a true warrior is not afraid. (picks up square of pineapple and drops it and runs away crying)

Isabelle: here I go(eats it and gets flipped upside down) help

Nikolai: (eats it and turns into vodka bottle)

Ingram: they'll revert back to normal soon

Makarov: bottoms up.(dies)

Price: soap eh?(eats it then dies)

Soap: price!(eats it then dies)

Gaz; (eats it then falls into a dream)

Gaz: where am I?

Eagle king: you are in tumbalinatua. Land of awesomeness and beards. And WATERMELONS!

Gaz: OMG!

(outside of dream)

Ghost: eats it then turns into a flying octopus. WHA?

Ingram: okay chaps! Let's vote on who gets voted off.

Gaz: I must go back to tumbalinatua! (votes)

Makarov: no Russian (votes)

Ingram: (counts votes) they are: Isabelle, Ghost, Rebecca black, The eagle king? Nikolai, Nikolai, price, price and the rest are all nikolai. So he is out!

Nikolai: fuck.

Next on cod survivor,

Barney; 2+ 2= 4

Mason: the numbers! What do they mean!