SURVIVOR
Ingram: okay everyone, here we have 20 castaways here they are!
Tanya Pavelovna
James Doyle
Isabelle DuFontaine
Edward richtofen
Takeo masaki
Tank Dempsey
Nikolai belinski
Alex mason
Vladimir Makarov
Captain price
Soap
Dragovich
Viktor Reznov
Dimirti petrenko
General Shepherd
Ghost
Gaz
Macmillan
Pelayo
Zakhaev
We shall separate into two teams. Infinity ward and treyarch
Tanya: Im from neither
Ingram: Go to treyarch
IW camp
Macmillan: oi suzy!
Ghost: okay guys, set up camp
Zakhaev: bannannas!
Treyarch camp:
Richtofen: okay everyone, I am not gay and I….
Tank: (In a squeaky voice) Like men
(all point and laugh)
Ingram: okay Chaps! Gather round for challenge number 1! Here is a pineapple! Your job is to eat it. But! Each time something different will happen. Treyarch choose 3 of your guys! Same with you IW! Treyarch goes first.
Doyle: I go first! (eats it nothing happens) huh.
Mason: I go now (eats it and he starts farting uncontrollably) AH!
Takeo: a true warrior is not afraid. (picks up square of pineapple and drops it and runs away crying)
Isabelle: here I go(eats it and gets flipped upside down) help
Nikolai: (eats it and turns into vodka bottle)
Ingram: they'll revert back to normal soon
Makarov: bottoms up.(dies)
Price: soap eh?(eats it then dies)
Soap: price!(eats it then dies)
Gaz; (eats it then falls into a dream)
Gaz: where am I?
Eagle king: you are in tumbalinatua. Land of awesomeness and beards. And WATERMELONS!
Gaz: OMG!
(outside of dream)
Ghost: eats it then turns into a flying octopus. WHA?
Ingram: okay chaps! Let's vote on who gets voted off.
Gaz: I must go back to tumbalinatua! (votes)
Makarov: no Russian (votes)
Ingram: (counts votes) they are: Isabelle, Ghost, Rebecca black, The eagle king? Nikolai, Nikolai, price, price and the rest are all nikolai. So he is out!
Nikolai: fuck.
Next on cod survivor,
Barney; 2+ 2= 4
Mason: the numbers! What do they mean!
