Hello everyone. I've decided to write a fanfic about that ugly dude from the Human Centipede. Okay enjoy you little shits 3 Chapter 1 (remembering)
I was walking past these hawt cheerleader chicks. They were givin me the sex eyes. I was like "oh no, don't touch me, i am to sex for you." I was so sexy. I had long broad shoulders, and a long neck and a long penis. But I was a virgin. Mama said I was not allowed to have sex, until I am 55 and already have two kids. Shes so mean she doesnt understand. She caught me with one mgazine of bugs with pictures of heads of smexy chearleeders at the top, and gets in a hissy! Ugh I can't wait till she dies!
I ran into gym class and this ugly kid bryanting pulled down my pants! "DUDE WTF WHY DID YOU DID THAT?!" I just noticed that my underwear came off as well, "OH NO, DON'T LOOK AT MY PEPE!11! Then this ugly chick Sean came up to me and picked me up and took me to the hospital. (I was bleeding) (The belt buckle on my gym shorts sliced off half my penis) WHATEVAH IT WAS STILL 2 FEET LONG NOW!11! So the ugly chick stayed by my side while I was in the hospital. My mom saw her a sprayed holy water on her and chanted in latin. I screamed at her "OMIGOD MOM SHES NOT THAT UGLY GAWD!"
Chapter 2 coming soon. I HOPE YOU LITTLE KILLERS ENJOYED Luv ya mwah
