GIR's Perfect Day

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAA" GIR laughed insanely at the tv, which was showing nothing but a smelly monkey.
Zim was working in his base, he was testing the horrible compasity of the human brain, which was minimum.
Suddenly a red light flashed, the computer gave zim a note, the note said...:

zim,

come to Irk, or else!

the tallest

"I MUST GO!" Zim said in heroic stance,"GIR!" he screamed into the microphone.
"yes master" GIR said, sticking his head through the elavator door.
"GIR, I have to go to Irk, you must stay here and watch the base." Zim commanded.
"are you going on vacation?" GIR asked
"no GIR, no vacation" zim said, seriously
"will you send me a post card?"
"no I'm not going on vacation!" zim ranted
"pleeeeeese send me a post card" GIR begged with tears dwelling in his eyes.
"oh fine, I'm off now GIR, take care of the base" Zim said, and exited
"I WANT CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM!" GIR ran around in circles breaking almost everything and then finally got to the house and put on his puppy suit.
GIR walked to the 24/7 and got a chocolate bubble gum brain freezy.
"YAAAAAAAAAAY" GIR screamed sucking on the brain freezy
"okay Gaz, tell me that isn't normal!" Dib screamed pointing to GIR
"shut up" Gaz warned, not bothering to take her forever-closed eyes of her video game.
GIR walked all over the town with his slush. He had lotso fun.
"OOOOOHHHHH! WHAT'S THAT!" GIR screamed, pointing to a pay phone, he then grabbed the phone and pressed lots of buttons.
"Hello! this is Henry's pizza place. AH! I HATE MY LIFE! What can I get you?"
"I WANT A PIZZA!!" GIR screamed at the phone
"what kind of AHHHH! pizza do you want?"
"CHOCOLATE!!"
"what size?"
"4!"
"how many"
"8000!"
"where do you live?"
"in the spooky alien looking house with all the gnomes in front of it"
"okay, AH, god, my head is so hurty! I need an aspirin so much!! PLEASE HELP ME!! DAH DAH AHHHHH! your pizza will be there in AH! 30 minutes! PLEASE!! HELP! AHH!"
GIR hung up the phone,"CRAZY PIZZA MAN!" he screamed and walked home
He continued sucking on the slushie and watching the scary monkey show, there was a lot of slush in that thing.
Then the door rang.
"TACOOOOSSS!" GIR screamed, he opened the door and saw the crazy pizza man with eighty pizzas
"here's your, DEH!, pizza, pleaaase help me, my life is ruined! A raccoon ate my dog! pleeeeese!!" he said pounding his fists on the ground
GIR grabbed his pizzas and went inside.
"YAAAAAY! PIZZA!" GIR screamed happily and went to eat his pizzas
2 days later...
"I'm back GIR" Zim said, then noticed the many pizza boxes on the floor of his living room,"WHAT THE!" He proceeded to walk into the kitchen and saw GIR feedingly bug-like on the pizza remainders.
"GIR! what happened!" zim screamed
"PIZZA!!" GIR said, stuffing the last bit into his mouth.
"GIR! I leave for 2 days and you turn my base into a slob of pizza boxes! WHAT HAVIC CAN YOU POSSIBLY SPREAD!"
"i like pizza" GIR said
"GIR! what kind of droning robot servent are you?"
"what?" GIR said, whipeing all the cheese off his hand and then putting it in his mouth

END

okay, the horribility of the fic is aware to me, I just wanted to do something short and about GIR, okay? pleeeese review! you can flamilize if you wish!