Title: The Mustache
Author: Mad Server
Rating: T
Characters: Dean, Sam
Word Count: 100, on the button
A/N: This was written for 100ghosts. The prompt was 'curiosity killed the cat.' Thanks to ispeaktongue for the hand-holding.
Disclaimer: I don't own these guys, I swear.
Dean has always wanted to know how Sam would look with a mustache. A real one, not the straggly teen kind.
Slap-happy in Miami, he buys a huge, 1970s cop-style fake 'stache. Sam tells him where to stick it.
In Charleston, celebrating a wrap, Sam gets tipsy and caves. Dean brushes glue onto his face with an artist's concentration.
Dean's seen a photo of an ancient British warrior's mask. It has a mustache built into it; nobody knows why.
Sam looks at him dead on and the hairs on Dean's arms stand up.
Yeah. He'll lead an army.
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