Hey guys this is another one of my one-shots! This is sort of a parody, I guess. Please no flames; this is just my imagination gone wild!
2 figures were sitting on a hill watching a sunset.
"Hey, Drew, how old do you think Ash is?" A brunette faced a green haired boy.
"Well, how would I know, May?" The one that was called Drew arched a brow.
"I don't know. I'm just curious. Well, how old does he look?" May asked.
"I don't know ten?" Drew flipped his hair. If you listened, you could hear a distant dreamy sigh come from girls.
"Well, he started his journey when he was ten, so how old is he now?" May said.
"I really don't care, May. Why don't you ask him?" Drew rolled his eyes at the brunette.
"Good idea. Want to come with me to ask him?" May jumped up on the hill and started running to a building with a red roof that was called the Pokémon Centre without a reply from Drew, who rolled his eyes and slid down the hill. Somehow he actually beat the now sweaty brunette down the hill.
"Well, c'mon let's go!" May grabbed Drew's hand and bolted to the building with a slightly blushing Drew. Nurse Joy gave a puzzled look when she saw a running couple of kids running into the building, but said 'hi' nonetheless.
"Can we use the phone?" May said.
"Sure, go ahead." Nurse Joy gave them a smile. Drew nodded, but before he knew it, May was dragging him again. Drew blushed in response again. Nurse Joy suppressed a giggle at the scene. May dialed Ash's number and another Nurse Joy answered.
"Hello?" The Nurse Joy had a different pigtail, though.
"We're trying to call an Ash Ketchum. Is he there?" May questioned.
"I'm afraid he's out training with his friends. If you want I'll go tell him you called. What's your name?" She said.
"Oh, thanks! My name's May, just tell him to call me when he can." May and the Nurse Joy exchanged farewells.
"Well, what are we going to do now?" Drew huffed.
"Oh, answer another one of my questions!" May said excitedly.
"Well, what is it?" Drew said.
"When you grow up are you going to grow any facial hair? If you do would it be green, like your hair?" May giggled.
"Well, I don't think I'm going to grow a mustache, but I guess my facial hair would be green." Drew said blushing.
"What would you look like with a beard? Hmm, I wonder." May put her pointer finger on her cheek and gave a thinking face. Then she burst out laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" Drew said.
"Y-you would look s-so redic-culous in a-a beard." May burst into another fit of giggles.
"I would not! I bet I would look stunning, like I do now." Drew gave a flicked his hair, but the phone started ringing.
"It's Ash! Now we can find out how old he is!" May grabbed Drew's hand again and to the phone.
"Ash, how old are you?" May screamed.
"Uhh, I'm ten why?" Ash said giving a nervous grin.
"Oh, no reason. Well, bye!" May slammed the phone down.
"Drew, I think Ash is a vampire! He's not aging!" May said.
"Are you crazy?" Drew said.
"Well, he couldn't have been only ten, when he's been traveling for, like 6 years!" May waved her arms around for emphasis.
"You know what I'm just going to bed, night, May." Drew shook his head and headed to his room.
May had been doing some thinking and ignoring Drew. Then a thought struck her.
"I'm a vampire! I'm still ten! Oh my gosh, Drew is a vampire too!"
Hey, guys there's that button beneath this that you know you want to click and write what you thought about this story. Oh, one more thing. If you're any good at writing prophecies then PM me one! I need some serious help! I just can't seem to make one!
