Crap accidently deleted this story, editing stories here is a pain in the bumcheeks. Anyway First fanfiction, I was just screwing around and suddenly I thought "wow, I should write a fanfic" SO here it is. Hope you enjoy and it aint so boring.
Prob gonna be like 5-6 chapters long, no flames?

I, Yuzuru Otonashi, am heading to the SSS HQ for our daily meeting. Well, it isn't really a meeting. It's more like; go there, talk about stuff, listen to Yuri for a bit, get out and do whatever… Wait a sec, that IS a meeting. That is as accurate as the definition of 'meetings' can get! Wow, certain members seem to be tipping idiocy into my drinks without me noticing. Why am I even over-reacting?

Those thoughts aside, I'm amazed how Yuri is able to take all this crap every day. Speaking of her, since my recruitment, it seems like some law that I have to meet and just talk about stuff. It just happens to be that we always meet there at dusk. Not that I mind, I found her quite attractive, ever since that guild descent which involved climbing her. Her blushing face was incredibly cute, this faint subconscious whispered to me to smooch her right there and then. But since the thought of being impaled was too nasty to imagine, that whisper was instantly ignored. But she is definitely someone I can trust with my life, well not life, but… You know what I mean. She is intelligent, 'nuff said. I can actually have conversations deemed too serious by other, more playful members. Also when she is on the roof, she is almost a different person altogether. She's less clinical and straight-forward. I'm definitely sure I like her more than I expected. I hope she likes me like I do.

Anyways, too much time passed since that guild descent, lots have happened, like ,finding out Naoi wasn't infact an NPC, reagaining my memories and such. Its all good now. But my feelings stayed the same.

A typical day awaits me as I walk into the one and only SSS HQ to see most of the members doing their specific 'specialties' to wait for the meeting; Takamatsu doing pushups for god knows how long, TK spitting out random English phrases while doing a headspin and… Ugh, I see Naoi doing his hypnosis on Hinata on the sofa again. Naoi obviously hasn't learned to stop giving Hinata these disillusions. Sigh, it looks like I have to give that guy a lecture again. As I notice Hinata suddenly go all 'army attention' at the green haired teen (albeit with a pathetic pitiful face), I sometimes wonder how Hinata hasn't cracked, meaning ending up somehow mentally retarded or something.

But if I think about it, Hinata WAS to begin with, a complete idiot. So I don't think Naoi's complex hypnosis can meddle with that dog brain of his. But still, he was a good friend, so that was good. I guess.

The dog brain baseball player suddenly turns around and starts walking for the window. What? I weave through the sofas and the table to give the offender a look that literally spoke 'what the crap is going on?' All I get for a reply is a smug look, and a sentence, "I am god, he is a useless …" I stopped listening to spin around, only to see Hinata halfway climbing out the window. Crap, I need to stop him; it's a 3 storey drop from up here… Wait why aren't I trying to stop him?

Hmm… Why do I bother? It's not like he is going to die or anything. Also couple for the fact that, even with my constant denial, kind of entertaining, I let him jump out the window looking like some drunken guy attempting to fly.

"YAAAAAAYYYYY" I hear him yell as he, uhhh, flies to the ground at a considerably high speed. Of course this is judged by the time it took to hear that sickening crunch of his breaking neck… ROFL. FATALITY. Man I have twisted humor. I mean, who would do that?

Oh crap, I must have leaked some humorous emotion out because Naoi immediately snakes within an uncomfortable distance and asks with some hopeful tint of a face, "Did you just laugh?"

"No! That was horrible!"

"You just laughed, my god sight doesn't lie, Otonashi-kun. BUT I feel happy that you laughed because of me." He gives this weird grin.

This is just getting weird, I look around the room for someone that can get me out of this situation.
WTF? No one looks at this 'normal' (how is this normal?) event and conversation, but I can see hints of smirking, as though this is something to laugh about. I hear TK say "Crazy baby!"

Okay, Hinata 'flying' out the window was pretty funny I admit, but this somewhat short convo is just heading into the closet. Wait where's Yuri? Oh, whew there she is. I mutter "thank god." as she confidently strides into the room to stand shoulder width apart in front of her desk.

"What did you just say Otonashi-kun?" Yuri or 'yurippe' dubbed by Hinata quips.

I just shrug and mouth "never mind."

"kay.. (Gives a weird look) Anyway, (she wears this smile, I'm drawn in.) hope you did some training with your weapons these past few days, 'cause in a couple of days, something very important is gonna come up…"

Okay, I scan the room to see the member's reactions, and OMG I have guessed correctly. The looks on their faces were mixed with unreadable horror, curiosity, and detachment all blended together to get those faces you can never really descri-

"We are going to have a shooting competition!"

Wait, what? Is that it? I felt abnormally relieved realizing that the bombshell decided to blow something other than our weak hearts (for me, metaphorical, since I don't have a literal heart). The last 'exercise' she planned for us involved shooting each other in a free-for-all deathmatch. It was something that really questioned my morality. And it was definitively something that almost tore my inner emotions into 13 pieces.

"The losing team will get a punishment."

We suddenly feel a mushroom cloud of an explosion in our left atrium. And our digestive intestines. What was that? Oh yea, it's that bombshells bigger, nuclear brother, Jack. The punishment for the previous hellhol- I should correct, 'exercise' wasn't your usual run-around-the-track-3-times thing.

"EHhh? What is wi-with all these pun-punishments?" Ooyama stutters, terrified. Probably due to the word 'punishment'.

"My intelligence doesn't require this sort of primitive behavior." Takeyama concludes

"Carnival of despair!"

"Since I'm god, I am sure I will obliterate this competition."

"Hmph, my halberd is going to win." Noda the dumbass suddenly pipes in.

"We are using guns, not your friggin' meat axe." Fujimaki retorts with his eyes half open, trying to act calm and not to be terrified by the same thing the person next to him was so engrossed in.

"How shallow minded" Shiina, the local ninja, bluntly states the nature of Noda's mind.

Yuri interrupts our little conversational brawl. "Anyway, the SSS has lost confidence in their skills in firearms-" Well what do you expect? It's not like I go around casually shoot the members for leisure. "which was so blatantly shown by the last exercise and I have decided for this simple program that will surely be put in good use in future operations." That was some twisted logic just then. How does that even make sense? How and why do I like this girl? Where did that beret come from? It wasn't there just before! Oh well, it does look good on her. So I ain't complaining

She seemed to notice my distractions because she coughs to get my distractions out of my mind. I try not to look embarrassed. "Close the curtains- Yes and look at the screen behind me."

The usual SSS program with is electric cool blue lightning fills up the room. And it starts to play out this diagram…

10 minutes later…

Wow, that was quite simple; all you had to do was get into teams of 2 (or solo) and whoever gets the most points win. Easy. The interesting thing though was that Yuri herself was going to participate. Even more surprising Yusa and Girls DeMo was forced also. Yuri said that she wanted to supervise the competition first hand, meaning becoming a competitor as well. Well okay, do whatever, I need to get a drink.

The meeting dismissed, and as we were about to leave somehow relieved by apprehensive at the same time. The door suddenly bursts open with a weird bushman that resembled Hinata making a very angry voice. Why is he wearing a gilly suit? Wait, where was he anyway? Oh yea… LOL

"Where the crap is that faggot NAOI?"

We just ignore him to walk past him out the door when something stops me the second time. I look back to see her looking at me. I knew what it meant. I think.

AN: I see if you are reading this, you have made it. CONGRATULATIONS HAHAHAHA. Second chapter will come up soon enough. And what the crap is up with the editing of this site. It either sucks, or its just me being a noob.