Hey guys this is my first story so please give your opinions and advice appreciated

Me: sasori you wanna disclaimer?

Sasori: do I have to?

ME: yes yes you do

Sasori:*grumbles*fine stupid girl not owning naruto* yAiogIrl doesn't own naruto or any of the characters

Deidara: masashi kishimoto does *sad face*

Sasori: Dei-babe *tackles him* * starts to make out*

Me:*covers nose* * stops nose bleed*Now onwards with the story!


Blue eyes opened as young Deidara Iwa woke up. He pulled his blanket off his small body and got up slowly walking to his bathroom. His semi dyed brown hair was turned into its original blond color needing to be redyed. The Blondie walked to his room grabbing a pair of black knee ripped tight skinny jeans, a light blue long sleeved under shirt and a tight black V-neck over shirt with black and light blue converse. Speed walking towards his bathroom he brushed his teeth then glanced in the mirror finally noticing the dark blue bruise under his left eye. Carefully he applied makeup over the throbbing reminder his "father" left him last night, after refusing to fufill his orders. He applied eyeliner and brushed half of his mid back length hair into a high ponytail .his bangs covered his left eye covering whatever the makeup couldn't .he went to the cabinet grabbed his dark brown almost black contacts as soon as he almost had it in his eye plop there it went down the drain 'you have to be fucking kidding me' he thought 'my fucking luck of course today's not my day un!'.He grabbed his bag and ran out of his apartment before his stepfather could wake up.

(Sasori's p.o.v)

"NO I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR FUCKING SON TO SCHOOL, WHY? BECAUSE IM ALREADY RUNNING LATE TO MY OWN AND OH YEA HES YOUR RESPONSIBILITY NOT MINE YOU WORTHLESS HUMAN!''(1)I yelled into my cellphone before I hung up on my neighbor. 'Seriously why do people have kids if they can't take care of them! I'm already late cause of my "old hage" granny chiyo now people expect me to soften up and baby sit there brat to school…nope not happening, never will' I thought to my self. I started running towards my school until I was laying on the floor with an light body on top of me

"of course un, I had to be so clumsy so damn early are you alright un?"A small voice asked me

"yea yea get off me NOW!" I yelled towards the voice. That person got off and I took a good look at them. Blonde hair blue eyes and skinny much to skinny probably anorexic? The person blushed and hurried off without an apology or looking back.

(Later on in home room)

I walked into my home room glaring at anyone who dared to look my way as I walked to my 2 seated table in the corner of the room near the window. I rested my head on the table trying to fall asleep but I couldn't, I kept thinking about the blonde …was that a girl? I hope not I can't stand them there way to fake,they flirt too much,and they always smell like a toxic waste with their much too sprayed perfume,wait since when do I care? i don't even know.

Just as I was slowly drifting to sleep my perverted teacher kakashi sensei announced "class you have a new student HER name is Deidara Iwa'' just as I looked up she looked at me are eyes locked on each other everyone in the room broke out in whispers such as

"how does she know akasuna?"said an pink haired slut

"Have they met?" asked an blonde idiot

"aw I wanted dib's on the new girl!"said an weird dog loving moron

"She's really not scared of him?"asked an overly pierced friend of mine

Deidara was the first to break contact with me before turning to the teacher and yelling

"I'M A BOY UN!''

'this should be fun' i thought as i smirked

(Deidaras p.o.v)

'Of course un everyone already thought I was a girl! That always happens un' I thought as my teacher looked me up and down

"well that explains why she's so flat chested"said a boy with orange hair and like 20 piercings on his face.

"IT'S HE'S not SHE'S,HE'S un!"I yelled again.

"soo" a girl with red choppy hair asked

"yea?'' I asked already knowing what she was gonna say

"are you single?"

"Yes I am" wait for it…

"And I'm gay soo back off bitch un!"Some boys were grossed out,someeven thanked god out loud while girls groaned and glared at me,not my fault guys don't fall for you ugly bitches

"Okay Deidara you'll be sitting next to sasori akasuna"

"who?"

"the red headed boy in the back who's also sleeping again AKASUNA GET UP!"

"Huh?" the red head known as sasori asked while sitting up glaring at the teacher.

I slowly walked towards my sit near the window 'thank god I don't know what I'd do if i had to stare at that bright pink haired moron in front of me all day' I glanced at sasori but turned away quickly blushing when I noticed he was staring at me

"what un?"I asked as he smirked at me 'how charming' I sarcastically thought

"you know you never apologized for this morning brat."

'first off who are you calling brat the names deidara ass hole get it right an I didn't mean to I was lost so I wasn't watching what I was doing un…" I exclaimed as my cheeks grew red when I noticed he was staring at me confused. he was kinda cute like a lost puppy with his head tilted to his left big brown eyes filled with confusion

"So you're really a boy…" I was about to tell him off until he added

"that's good cause girls are too hard and annoying to deal with"

I blushed was that a compliment?

"Thanks un?"

"Why do you keep saying un after everything?" he asked eyes filled with amusement. '

' it's a speech problem I can try to stop if I wanted to un, but it doesn't mean i will." He smirked again making my stomach feel like it was doing back flips.

" no need to I think kinda cute very…special to put it the right way" is this the same kid I crashed into earlier?the same one who sounded like he would kill me with his bare hands?

"hey sasori don't fucking tell me your fucking falling for the new bitch!" some kid with grayish white hair and purple/pinkish eyes yelled into his ear

"stop fucking yelling hidan I'm right here and no I'm not falling for anyone not even a blonde so shut it jack ass" sasori shot back at him

"well same here un I don't fall for unoriginal ass holes so shut it red head un!" I said just as cold as the ice prince (2).

"no no no that's Danna to you brat!" He replied with amusement filling his eyes again

"yes Danna" I responded with heavy sarcasm in my voice

"that's more like it" he whispered into my ear making me shiver I blushed and turned to the window thinking 'maybe my luck has changed after all'

ME: I hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter!

(1) Lml I did that once to my best friend, now she doesn't ask me to babysit not my fault! XD

(2) People call me an ice princess for some weird reason I mean I'm not really cold hearted I'm actually nice unless you piss my off

ME: Read and review! And you get itachi

Itachi: who doesn't want this sexiness!

Me:* mumbles*cocky much… T.T

Sasuke: everyone cause they want my sexiness XD

Me: both you guys shut up they don't want any of ya they want sasori no Danna!

Fan girls: yea kya! Sasori-san!*starts groping him

Sasori: O.O get away you stalking little bastards! (Runs away from fan girls)

deidara:get away from my danna you pervs un!

ME: Love ya ^.^