Wreck it Ralph may have lost the Oscar, but thank goodness for the Kids Choice Awards! It's sorta like a sequel to 'Oscar Perspective' if you will. Ralph and Vanellope discus their reaction on winning the KCA blimp for Favorite Animated Movie.
KCA Victory
by: Terrell James
Kids' Choice Awards, Backstage
Wreck it Ralph: (comes in) Hey, how's it going?
Interviewer #1: Welcome, Ralph. Congratulations on winning the Kids Choice Award for Favorite Animated Movie.
Ralph: Yeah, thanks. I had no idea that kids could actually like this movie a lot. It's...it's still shocking to me.
Interviewer #2: How shocking are you saying?
Ralph: Um...I don't know. I thought they'd vote for either that Ice Age movie, 'Brave' or that 'Madagascar 3' movie...but I had no idea that they'd vote for 'Wreck it Ralph'.
Interviewer #1: And end up winning the blimp.
Ralph: Yeah, absolutely. I may not have gotten the Oscar, but I think this Kids Choice blimp is a lot better than an Academy Award.
Interviewer #3: How'd you enjoy the Kids' Choice Awards?
Ralph: It was really cool. A lot of slime though, but it was definitely cool...especially when that Pitbull rapper guy got slimed at the beginning. Man, I thought the Katy Perry slime from three years ago was funnier.
Interviewers: (chuckling)
Ralph: But that was definitely funnier.
Interviewer #4: So...any surprises from every winning category you've seen?
Ralph: Yeah. I thought that Gangnam Style song would win the Favorite Song category because while we were promoting Wreck-it-Ralph, we'd basically tear it up on the dance floor. But they gave that category to that British boy band...what's the name again?
Interviewer #2: One Direction?
Ralph: No, that's not it.
Interviewer #3: Yes, it is?
Ralph: Oh, it is? Right. Man, that 'What Makes You Beautiful' song is so annoying...next to that 'Call Me Maybe' or 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together'. (groans) Man, this is definitely annoying. Who wants to hear 'We are never ever ever getting back together' a billion times?
Vanellope: I would. This is like the best song to dance to.
Ralph: Right, if you like being surrounded by 13 year old girls singing that song.
Interviewer #2: Hello, Vanellope.
Vanellope: Sup, guys? Stinkface doesn't really know good music.
Ralph: (scoffs) Please...I'd wreck the whatever their names...One Direction in the face and that Taylor Swift chick.
Vanellope: Oh, please. Taylor Swift can write a song about you if you talk smack about her.
Ralph: Moving on...
Interviewer #5: So...how does it feel to win the KCA for Favorite Animated Movie?
Vanellope: Honestly, it feels great! That KCA blimp is our Academy Award unlike the real Oscar that single-handedly gave it away to Brave, that Pixar slump junk.
Interviewer #2: I see you're still upset about that.
Ralph: All month long. Twitter rants, Instagram pics, Facebook posts...ever since we lost the Oscar, she's been on a tirade.
Vanellope: Pixar deserves to have a tirade. We should've won. We should've at least shove it up to Pixar's face. That would've been so cool.
Interviewer #3: Of all the categories of the KCA's, which ones you feel like it didn't deserve to win?
Ralph & Vanellope: SpongeBob SquarePants.
Ralph: I'm surprised they still last long and he wins every blimp for the Favorite Cartoon category for years.
Vanellope: They oughta give to the Phineas & Ferb. Now that's funny.
Interviewer #4: So...what are you guys gonna do with the KCA blimp?
Ralph: Probably celebrate it for this afterparty we're going to and we're gonna party with the nominees.
Vanellope: The cast of Brave ain't invited, so that's cool with us.
Interviewer #4: That's great and congratulations to you guys.
Both: Thanks. (they depart)
Good stuff, huh? Hope ya like! Did any of you get Wreck it Ralph on DVD yet?
