Based on a dream I had a while ago. Finally written it. First fic, please be nice
Once again the TARDIS was not cooperating. He was being taken somewhere he didn't want to go… Well, he didn't actually know where it was. "Sexy! I just wanted to go where I want to for once!" It was then that they landed with a bump, jolting him to the floor.
After a failed attempt to leave, he decided he may as well go out and see what's so important about this place… As soon as he walked out the door, it hit him, quite literally. He walked straight into a wooden TARDIS blue door. "You're making me cross my own timeline!" He turned straight around and attempted to enter his own TARDIS again, but it was locked.
Obviously Sexy had a reason, so he slowly pushed open the door of the other TARDIS and crept in. Should he call out? See if anyone is home? He thinks he must be crazy. The console room is deadly silent, so he moves on walking down the corridors.
After a while, he begins to wonder why he's even there, but then he hears it. A faint moaning coming from a nearby room. He walks further along the corridor, the cries growing louder, until he comes to his bedroom. The door is open just a crack. He can hear the moaning coming from inside… It's a woman voice. Without a second thought he kicks the door wide open, sonic aloft… only to be horrified by the sight. River, atop his future self, doing the reverse cowgirl. "Spoilers sweetie"…
