A high school FanFic R&R 1st FanFic.

(Make sure to give me reviews people!)Ayamei Lei Mei is the sexy new girl at school who befriends Sakura and Sakura's older sister Sanaki. Even if she doesn't ask for it, Ayamei always seems to get all the male attention in the world with her shiny blue hair and dark green eyes. When discovering who likes this mysterious girl (Sasuke!) Naruto and friends try to break up Sasuke and his current girlfriend (Ino) and bring together the true couple. Will the plan work? Will Sasuke and Ayamei wind p together? Or are they serious when they say they don't like each other? After all these questions are answered, watch as the story takes a new route and begins to be based on a whole new character.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I do own Ayamei and all her family members. Sanaki is a character created by NekoNekoMiMi.

Chapter 1: Love on First Day

BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!! SLAM!
Ayamei Lei Mei sits up and slaps the off button on her alarm clock. "Let's see, another stupid school with even stupider kids, great!" Ayamei sighs and gets out of bed and prepares to get dressed. She puts on a pair of long black pants she put on her dresser the previous night. She opens up her closet and searches for a shirt to wear. After a few minutes of debating on a shirt to wear, she finally decides on a cotton white long-sleeve shirt.

She had to wear the stupid school colors, black and white or khakis and white. After sliding on some deodorant first, she puts on her shirt. The she brushes her hair down. She stared in the mirror at her hair for a few moments. Her soft blue stringy hair came just to her shoulders. Then she went downstairs and grabbed her purse. "Bye Mom, Dad, Shuichi," she said just before she left for school.

Ayamei figured she should say goodbye since her parents were leaving for two weeks to visit her aunt Keiko. Ayamei decided to walk to school today. As soon as she was out the house, she lit herself a cigarette. She had begun walking for about eight minutes when a car rolled up. "Hey, you're that new girl we heard about! Ayamei right?" shouted the passenger girl. Ayamei turned around and froze. "Yea," she answered. "You wanna ride with us?" the driver asked her. Ayamei examined the two people in the car.

She had pink hair, she looked about 16, and she looked to be in a c-cup bra-wise. "Okay," she finally answered. Ayamei walked over and got in the backseat of the convertible. The driver turned around and pulled off. "So your Ayamei who?" she asked. Ayamei examined her too. She had black hair, looked about 17, and looked about a d-cup bra-wise. "Ayamei Lei Mei." Ayamei answered putting away her gloss. "I'm Sakura Haruno. That's my sister Sanaki driving. She's 17 and I'm 16. So how old are you?" "15, but I'm almost 16." Ayamei answered.

10 Minutes later: Sanaki pulled up to the school and parked her car in the parking lot. "We're here!" Sakura yelled as she got out the car. Ayamei and Sanaki got out the car. "How about we show you around the school Ayamei-Chan?" Sakura asked as they walked toward the doors. "Sure," Ayamei answered.

There were three boys standing by the doors. "Oh great. It's Naruto, Shikamaru, and Sasuke." "So who's who?" Ayamei asked. "Sasuke is the one on the far right, Shikamaru's the one with the ponytail, and Naruto is the one on the far left," Sanaki answered her. Just then, Sakura elbowed Ayamei in the side when they were a few feet from Shikamaru, Naruto, and Sasuke.

"Shikamaru is kinda funny but annoyin' so beware. Naruto is kinda funny too but in a cute way. Sasuke is can be sort of an ass-wipe but not always. So don't be fooled by the face." "Hmm… Sasuke seems a little gay… Nope! He's not. Cute. But it's not like I care anyway.Shikamaru looks okay. I guess Naruto is too,"she thought to herself, still looking at Sasuke.

"Hey Sanaki, come and kiss daddy!" Shikamaru taunted. "You know what Shikamaru? Why don't 'cha just shut up and die will ya?!" Sanaki snapped. "Hey Sakura, you know you want me!" Naruto teased. "This would be the usual. Idiots fallin' for idiot sluts," Sasuke thought, sighing.

"Buzz off Naruto! You know that I go with Lee and Shikamaru you know Sanaki's with Gaara!" Sakura said, grimacing at Naruto then at Shikamaru. "So why are you guys hangin' with a new girl?" Shikamaru finally asked. "Oh, that's Ayamei. And so she's new, what's it to ya? We can hang with her if we want to Shikamaru!" Sanaki retorted. "It was joke. No need to whine over," he said. "I wasn't whining you twit!" Sanaki snapped again.

"So why are you hangin' with these two anyway? Tryin' to convert to slut-ism?" Sasuke asked with a smirk. "Shut up Sasuke, you're such a crab!" Sakura retorted. "Save your breath, there's Lee at 6 o'clock," Sasuke said back, "Let's go guys before we get crabs." "Well it's too late for you Sasuke! You're already a crab! You… Loser!" Sanaki called as Naruto, Shikamaru, and Sasuke entered the school building, "See, that's why you should never hang out with him! He's such a jerk 90 of the time." "Really, I have know clue why I even liked him," Sakura added.

"Sakura, Sanaki! I see you two are befriending the new girl," Lee interrupted, putting his hands on Sakura's shoulders. The three girls turned around. "Lee!" Sakura exclaimed, blushing a little. "Hey Lee," Sanaki began, "Ayamei this is Lee, Sakura's boyfriend. Lee this is Ayamei Lei Mei."

Ayamei waved her hand weakly saying, "Hi," shyly. "Hello Ayamei. I am Rock Lee!-" "No need for the speech Lee, we get it," Sanaki said, cutting him off. "What's wrong with Sanaki Sakura?" questioned Lee. "Oh nothing. She's just mad at Sasuke bein' Sasuke like always," confirmed Sakura.

Just then, the bell rang for the high schoolers to report to the gym to get their schedules and all that crap. Lee had departed and disappeared to somewhere else by now. Ayamei looked at the classrooms and lockers as they walked down the hall to the gymnasium. "Hmm… I wonderwhy no ever mentioned the office yet,"she thought when she saw the office door. The door appeared to be locked and it seemed impossible for anyone to see inside. Weird.

"What?! Math for first period? I hate math, damn it!"Ayamei thought when she looked at her schedule. Clear as day, her schedule said that she had math for the first period. "What do you have first?" she asked Sakura. "Science, you?" Sakura said back. "Algebra," Ayamei replied disappointedly. "Well, I've got literature so don't expect to see me around yet," Sanaki chimed in, "But we'll meet outside for lunch." "Okay, I'll see you guys later then," Sanaki said, heading to class. "Later then," Ayamei said, exiting the gym to go to the math.

Ayamei sat near the back. She hated the front. She didn't want to see the teachers and she didn't want the teachers to see her. Ayamei laid her head down as she waited for class to start. Before the bell rang, Sasuke entered the classroom and sat in front of her. Ayamei peeked in front of her at him. "Great, he's in my first period!"

The math teacher made the class play a get-to-know game like they were in kindergarten. "What is this, pre-school?"Sasuke thought, "Idon't have time for this!" The teacher made each student say their name and two facts about themselves, starting from the back of the room. "The name's Ayamei Lei Mei. I'm 16 and fighting is my hobby," Ayamei said in an annoyed tone. "What's that slut's problem?"thought Sasuke, glancing at Ayamei. "What is he lookin' at? Shrewd…"Ayamei thought. If there was anything she hated more than being touched, it was being stared at by someone she barely knew and most likely didn't want to know.

After an hour of algebra, Ayamei had science, history, geometry, and then calculus. In science, she had Lee as a lab partner, which wasn't so bad. He was cool, but he could be kind of a real nerd. But it didn't really bother Ayamei. At least she knew that their grade was a guaranteed A. History class was decent for Ayamei.

She didn't even know she was good at history but always seemed to get an Ain that class. She got to sit with Naruto and Sakura so she didn't die of boredom. Actually, the two kept Ayamei wide awake. Naruto would find something to tease or bother Sakura about and she'd retaliate every time.

In geometry, Ayamei befriended Kiba Inuzuka and Hinata Hyuuga. Hinata was shy and somewhat quiet which was okay with Ayamei. Kiba on the other hand was loud and funny. It was amazing to see his strong interest in Hinata. He practically spent the whole class trying to go with her. But Hinata was nice to him and didn't say yes or no.

Calculus was one of the most exciting classes. Ayamei had befriended Neji Hyuuga and Tenten. In fact, Ayamei and Tenten were like best friends by the end of class. They got on Neji's nerve purposely. At first he was seriously mad. But in the middle of class he realized that he didn't really need school. He only showed up to see girl fights like every other guy in the school.

Finally, it was lunchtime. Sakura and Ayamei walked outside together talking about what they liked and disliked about Naruto. Well, technically Sakura was. Ayamei would listen and laugh. "Man, I bet Sanaki is still in the school. And I bet she's with Gaara!" Sakura growled as she and Ayamei sat at a table and waited for Sanaki. "I didn't know she went with Gaara. Why do you sound so mad?" Ayamei asked curiously.

"It's not that I don't like Gaara, it's just that Sanaki and Gaara are always busy when they're together," Sakura answered. "Well they can't help it if they're busy…" Ayamei drifted off. "Oh no! When I say busy, I mean DOING IT!!!" Sakura screeched. "Oh, wow. My bad," Ayamei said slowly.

After waiting for almost 10 minutes, Sanaki emerged from the school building. She was fixing her shirt and adjusting her bra. "Hey! Sorry I'm late," Sanaki said, sitting down. Sakura glared at her sister suspiciously, "And do ya think we really wanted ya to put it out like that?" Sakura spoke angrily. "Sakura! I'm the older sister!" Sanaki teased. "Ok, forget I said anything! Look, it's just gross okay?!" Sakura said loudly.

"So I saw Sasuke go in algebra for first period!" Sakura smiled, looking at Ayamei. "Yea, so?" Ayamei said, confused. "So do ya like him?" Sanaki asked, "Please say no! Sasuke can be such an ass-wipe!""I don't really know him. I guess he's cute," Ayamei said uncaringly. "I knew you would say it! Don't fall for him! He's… oblivious to everything!" Sanaki snapped.

Wait a second Sanaki! Sasuke can't be totally oblivious!" Sakura said grabbing her sister and whispering in her ear. "Yea and what does that have to do with anything!" Sanaki questioned, not whispering. "Well beat Sasuke at his own game! We'll make him fall for her!" Sakura whispered. "Whatever you say Sherlock!" Sanaki said, pulling away from her sister. "Oh great!They've gotta plan! What a drag!"Ayamei thought.

After lunch, Ayamei had computer class. She was assigned to sit next to Shikamaru. "So new girl, I hear you like Sasuke," he said without looking at her. Ayamei felt a weird feeling in her chest when he called her "new girl". "Who told you that?" Ayamei asked. "Do ya like him or not?" he said, ignoring what she asked him. "No. I don't even know him like that," answered Ayamei. "Yup, you like him. Me, Naruto, and Sasuke saw you lookin' at him before school," Shikamaru teased in a strange tone.

"Just because I looked at him doesn't mean I like him!" Ayamei said, speaking a little louder. "It kinda does," Shikamaru replied. "You know you like him New Girl," Shikamaru spoke, still teasing her. "Look, he's cute. But that's just about it. I don't know him yet." "Do you wanna know him?" "…I don't know!" Ayamei mumbled.

"So does Sanaki like me or what?" Shikamaru asked suddenly. "Why should I tell you what she thinks of you when you wanna tease me about Sasuke?" Ayamei asked, looking at Shikamaru now. "Because I know what Sasuke thinks of you and I know that all girls wanna know what a dude thinks of them," he answered, looking at Ayamei now. "Wow! This guys no idiot!"

"Fine, I'll tell if you tell first," Ayamei spoke finally. "Now let's see… Naruto said you looked pissed, I said you looked like a freak, and Sasuke-" Shikamaru tried to say. "Wait a second! You said I look like a freak?" Ayamei whispered, grabbing him by his shirt with a fist. "Yea, but in a good way sort of," Shikamaru laughed, pulling Ayamei's fist off him. "Oh, sorry," Ayamei apologized.

"So anyway, Sasuke said you looked better than most of the girls in school. Now tell me about your stupid friend," Shikamaru finished. "Well, she likes you, but she says that you're too fast-forward with her. Try not to get with her all the time and focus on making her appreciate you more."

"Well ya know, if you act like you don't care about Sasuke, you know you'll draw his attention. But don't be a tomboy or he'll call you a dyke. But you know… he managed to get a girlfriend… Ino Yamanaka," Shikamaru offered. "Uh… who the hell is Ino?" Ayamei whispered. "You'll probably see her next period arguing with Sakura. They pretty much hate each other. But be aware: Ino is the bossiest slut in the village," Shikamaru confirmed. "I'll be sure to stay alert," Ayamei spoke sarcastically.

"So why are you all serious now but outta school you're so crazy?" Ayamei asked. "You're the one who got all serious first," Shikamaru responded. Just then the bell rang to switch classes. Before he left, Shikamaru turned around, "Tell Sakura for you, her, and Sanaki to meet me, Naruto, and Sasuke at our spot at 5:30."

When Ayamei got to the gym room, she saw Sakura arguing with Ino, Naruto and Sasuke were laid back talking, and Sanaki was talking to Gaara. "Well, I just broke up with Gaara," Sanaki said, walking over to Ayamei. "Just shut it Ino-pig! You think you're all that just because you go with Sasuke! Well guess what?! Sasuke doesn't even really like you! You stupid pig!" Sakura screeched. "Oh, just shut it Billboard Brow! You're just mad that I got him before you did!!" Ino screeched back. Sakura reached and grabbed Ino's ponytail. Sanaki ran and pulled Sakura away from Ino.

"What the hell was that about now?" Sasuke asked standing up straight. "Heh heh. Sakura's jealous of you and Ino," Naruto said with a smile. "I am not jealous, you jackass!" Sakura growled, trying to hit Naruto on the head. "Naruto you are such an idiot! You don't say that at this moment!" Sanaki snapped.

"But I'm not just an idiot! I'm Sakura's idiot lover!" Naruto joked. Sasuke and Ayamei smirked at the same time. The bell rang to start class. A few feet past Ino was the gym teacher, Kakashi Hatake. A much-skilled sensei and was a well-known lady's man. After going over names, Kakashi paired the class up in groups of two. So far he'd paired up Naruto and Sakura, Gaara and Hinata, and Shikamaru with Sanaki. The last group he paired up was Ayamei with Sasuke.

"Okay, so you're all probably wondering why I paired boys with girls. Well, for the next month, we'll be practicing couple sparring! That's right: plain ass couple sparring!" Kakashi began to talk, "My goal is to help you all learn to vary skills with one another. So I want you all to take some time to get to know your partner of the week. Each week we'll be switching off partners."

"Where the hell did he get this shit, a pre-school book" Sasuke asked sarcastically, "What's next? Coloring?" "I bet Naruto and Sakura would enjoy coloring," Ayamei added, sarcastically. "I don't know about Naruto. He's not all kiddy like he use to be," Sasuke said as he and Ayamei turned to face Naruto and Sakura. "Wanna go color for free period?" Naruto asked. "Sure!" Sakura replied.

"I stand corrected," Sasuke said, looking at Ayamei. "What?" Ayamei questioned after a few seconds of looking at Sasuke strangely. "It's cute how weird he is,"thought Ayamei. "She's strange. She'stotally oblivious to me which is odd,"Sasuke thought. Ino, who was about 7 yards away, stared at Sasuke and Ayamei. "She's trying to still my Sasuke! I'll show her!" she thought with a smug smile.

Sakura, who was leaning against a wall, next to Naruto, was looking at Sasuke and Ayamei too. "They'd be so cute together. I've gotta getthose two together!"she thought, determined. "Hey Naruto, what do you think about the new girl?" she asked. "Who, Ayamei? She's okay," he answered in a much relaxed tone. "Don't you think she and Sasuke would look cute together?" Sakura asked, looking at Naruto. "Naruto looked at Ayamei and Sasuke.

"No, black is better than blue," Sasuke said looking at Ayamei. "No, blue is better than black," Ayamei retorted. Naruto looked back at Sakura. "Yea, like serious and seriouser," he said with a smile. "Good, then you, me, Shikamaru, and Sanki are gonna hook those two up!" Sakura explained.

"Sanaki, Shikamaru! Get over here!" Sakura yelled. "Do ya have to yell?" Shikamaru asked as he and Sanaki walked over. "Yea! Anyway, me, Naruto, you, and Sanaki are gonna hook up Sasuke with Ayamei," Sakura explained. "Isn't Ayamei the new girl?" asked Shikamaru. "Yea. But what about Ino? Sasuke's girlfriend?" Sanaki asked. "Well I was thinking that if he starts to like Ayamei that he'll get rid of that pig. Just look at those two! They're good together!" Sakura described her plan, gesturing toward Sasuke and Ayamei. They all looked.

"Well you're and idiot," Sasuke said with a smirk. "Oh yeah? Well you're ugly! Ugly!" Ayamei retaliated. "Idiot." "Ugly!" "Well you're nose is ugly!" Sasuke smirked, thumping Ayamei's nose. "Ow! Well you're hair increases your ability to be an idiot!" Ayamei said, ruffling his hair between her fingers.

"Wow, that's creepy," Sanaki said, baffled. "Yea, Sasuke's not suppose to smile!" Shikamaru added. As Naruto, Sakura, Shikamaru, and Sanaki concocted a plan, Sasuke and Ayamei had their own little conversation.

"Whatever, just don't lose this stupid thing or you'll make the both of us look bad," Sasuke said. "Whatever, I'm not gonna lose to anyone," Ayamei said back, flashing a smile. Eventually they swapped numbers. "Like I'll ever call you,"they both thought.

"Okay, it's time for couple sparring," Kakashi yelled. The gym grew quiet. "First up: Sasuke and his partner against Ino and her partner. I want a good fight and if you get hurt… that's just too damn bad," Kakashi said, standing against a wall. Ayamei walked to the middle of the gym floor. She stood face to face with Ino. "Come on Ayamei!Crush that pig!"Sakura thought. "Well, goodbye new girl," Naruto mumbled. Sanaki slapped him, "Whose side are you on?" "Ino couldcrush her! Why did I get paired with the new girl?"Sasuke panicked, feeling embarrassed.

Ino threw the first punch. Ayamei grabbed Ino's fist, threw her down, and flipped behind her. Ayamei's hair color changed from blue to black. Ino tried to get control of her body. She almost fell. Before Ino grew control of her body, Ayamei punched her in the back. Ino flung forward and managed to stand up straight and turned around. Ino ran towards Ayamei, but before she could grab her, Ayamei flipped behind her like the first time.

Ino kicked Ayamei in the stomach. Ayamei held her stomach and kicked Ino in her upper chest and sent Ino flying backwards. Ayamei flipped backwards twice and sent in Sasuke to fight Ino's partner. Ayamei leaned back against a wall and watched the fight continue.

"Ayamei, wow! I didn't know you could fight like that! But why is your hair longer and black now?" Sakura asked after couple sparring ended. It was a few minute until the bell would ring. "I don't know it just does that when I get into fights. I don't know why," Ayamei answered. "Will it change back?" Sakura questioned. "Yea it should be blue by tomorrow. But I have to cut my hair to get it back to its old length," Ayamei answered.

Sasuke, Naruto, Sanaki, and Shikamaru approached the two girls. "Hmm… there's something different about your hair… You cut it didn't you?!" Naruto asked ignorantly. "Hey idiot, it turned black and it grew," Sasuke said. "Hey! Not everyone can notice that!" Naruto retorted. "I know. Only idiots like you can't," Sasuke said back.

"So what's up with your hair?" Sanaki asked, leaning on Shikamaru. "It turns black when I get into fights. And every time my hair changes colors, my hair grows," Ayamei responded. "That's cool but strange," Shikamaru added. "So you just tried to kill Ino didn't you?" Sanaki teased. "No… I just get real serious when I'm in a fight, that's all," Ayamei confirmed. "Remind me to never fight her," Shikamaru said, pointing at Ayamei.

The bell rang to switch class for last period. "So where are we goin' for free period?" Sakura asked. I guess we could go to the health room," Naruto suggested. So the six teens went to the health room. They beat the bell by a minute at most. When they got in, they saw Kakashi reading his same book that he always read in his free time.

They sat a round table. Ayamei sat next to Sanaki, who sat next to Shikamaru, who sat next to Sasuke, who sat next to Naruto, who sat next to Sakura, who sat next to Ayamei.

Sakura tapped on Naruto's knee. It was the signal for him to try and get Sasuke and Ayamei together. "So Sasuke, how's stuff with uh… Ino? She's not mad that Ayamei kicked the shit outta her in gym is she?" Naruto asked. "Don't know. Don't really care," Sasuke said real plainly.

"Why don't you care?" Ayamei asked curiously. "I don't really care because I don't really like Ino. In case you haven't noticed, I don't really talk to her," Sasuke confirmed. "Then why don't you break her off," Naruto suggested loudly. "Whatever," Sasuke said, "Why would I do that?" "You said you don't even like her!" Naruto retaliated. "So?" Sasuke responded, tipping back in his chair.

"Sasuke, he was only making a suggestion," Sakura cut in. "Can you feel the awkwardness?" Shikamaru added in. Ayamei and Sanaki laughed a little. "Sasuke, why don't you just leave her?! She's stupid, bitchy, slutty, and way too self-centered. Just like how you describe all the other girls in the school!" Sakura continued.

"Ohh… I get you Sasuke," Ayamei said ignorantly, smirking at him. "Fine, I'll be nice. You're not too slutty or bitchy and stupid. I'll even say you can defend yourself pretty well. But you're still an idiot," Sasuke said, smirking back at her. Ayamei's smirk turned into an angry face. "Well you're ugly!" Ayamei retorted. "You're still an idiot," Sasuke said, laughing.

"You just love to piss people off don't ya?" Ayamei asked. "Yea," Sasuke answered her. "Well that explains the past few years," Naruto cut in. "Whatever," Sasuke said uncaringly.

After school, Sanaki and Sakura offered to drive Ayamei home. "No it's okay. I think I'll walk," Ayamei said to the two sisters. "Come on Ayamei. We've gotta see your house! You have no idea how much I wanna get away from being stuck with the pink-haired vixen all day!" Sanki begged. "And you have no idea how hard it is to do homework when that thing and Gaara make so much noise!" Sakura begged too.

"…Fine, I guess you guys can come over for a while then we can go to the sacred spot," Ayamei gave in finally.

"Hey there's Shikamaru, Naruto, and Sasuke, pull over!" Sakura said after the three girls had been on the road for about three minutes, tapping her sister on the shoulder. Sanaki was driving while Sakura and Ayamei sat in the backseat flipping through a fashion magazine, looking at all the hottest clothes of the season.

"What do you want?" Sasuke asked rudely as he, Naruto, and Shikamaru stopped. "Wow! So polite of you ugly!" Ayamei said sarcastically. Sakura and Sanaki laughed. "Oh great, and you brought stupid along. How cute," Sasuke said with a smirk at Ayamei.

"So why are you guys walking instead of driving?" Sakura asked, looking at the three boys on the sidewalk. "Because we're dudes! We don't do that gay shit!" Naruto yelled with a quizzical look at Sakura. "Okay, whatever. So we're still meeting at the spot at 5:30 right?" Sanaki asked. "Yea and wear that outfit you wore to the Valentine's Day party last year. Daddy loves that outfit!" Shikamaru said, smiling at Sanaki.

"Oh shut up Shikamaru! Me and Ayamei'll crush you before you touch my sister!" Sakura retorted, pointing at Shikamaru. "Not if me and Sasuke kill you both first!" Naruto joined in. "Sasuke couldn't kill anyone even if he wanted to!" Ayamei laughed. "Shut up you slut," Sasuke said coldly.

"Get a life ugly!" Ayamei yelled, smiling. "Get a brain idiot," Sasuke talked back. "I'll show you an idiot when you're the one missin' a face!" Ayamei snapped, hopping out the convertible along with Sanaki and Sakura. "Ooh, scary," Sasuke said plainly, smirking.

"Okay that's enough, future lovebirds!" Shikamaru interrupted. Sasuke and Ayamei froze in the middle of their bickering. "Wait a minute! Did he call us lovebirds? Hey?! Stop that!" Ayamei and Sasuke yelled, pointing at each other, getting annoyed of saying the same exact things.

"I'd never go with her. She's... different," Sasuke said in disgust. "Like I'd ever go with you! You're too much of a… shrewd. "Okay, we need to go. It's 4:20," Sanaki said, looking at her cell phone. "Okay, let's go," Ayamei said as she gave Sasuke a dirty look and got back in Sanaki's car.

After Sanaki pulled off, Shikamaru, Naruto, and Sasuke began walking again. "The new girl's kinda okay. What do you think Shikamaru?" Naruto asked. "… She's okay. I guess I'd date her," Shikamaru replied. "Yea, she only beat the shit outta Ino!" cackled Naruto ignorantly.

"Look, do I have to participate in this dumb-fest?" Sasuke asked. "Yup, ya sure do!" Shikamaru laughed, "This is great! Sasuke's gettingunnerved!""Fine," Sasuke began, "I'll admit, she can fight. The hair change isn't so bad. She's not all… lame like the sluts at school. I'd give her a nine outta ten. But I don't like her."

"Oh come on Sasuke! You know you like her! I bet she likes you back," Naruto bothered. "I don't like her. She's just uh… different. And remind me to kill Shikamaru later," responded Sasuke. "I just don't get it," Naruto said disappointedly, "You go with Ino. INO looks like a man! Her head is as big as a windshield! Now remind me: why do you go with her?" "Okay look, I uh… guess I like Ayamei sort of. Don't bother me about Ino right now," Sasuke confessed, showing that he was slightly embarrassed.

"I knew it! You had to say it sooner or later!" laughed Naruto, "And all I had to do was make fun of his stupid girlfriend!" "Pure genius!" Shikamaru joined in, high-fiving Naruto. "Whatever, just remember: whatever you don't say won't get you both killed," said Sasuke. "Whatever Sasuke. You know you'll probably just run away and cry under a blankie if we tell her!" Shikamaru teased.

A few minutes of silence passed as they continued to walk. "So Iwonder if this means he'll dump Ino,"Naruto thought. "Sasuke likesthe new girl! Sasuke likes the new girl! And all this time I thought hewas gay!"Shikamaru thought with a secret smile. "So does this mean you'll dump Ino?" asked Naruto. "Drop it!" answered Sasuke.

Sanaki pulled up in Ayamei's driveway and parked her car. Ayamei unlocked her front door and she, Sanaki, and Sakura walked in her house. Shuichi, Ayamei's 9 year-old brother, was sitting on the couch surfing the channels on TV. "Hey," he began looking up, "Who are they?" "My friends you idiot. Where's Ai?" Ayamei asked. She was referring to Shuichi's twin and her little sister, who always woke up late in the mornings for school. "Upstairs on her computer," Shuichi replied. "Sakura, Sanaki, that's Shuichi. He's my 9-year old problem child," Ayamei introduced.

"Who did you fight?" Shuichi asked, noticing his sister's eyes for the first time actually looking at Ayamei. "Couple sparring in gym," Ayamei said back, "Look we're goin' up so don't do somethin' dumb." "Whatever. Just remember: I'm still older than Ai by six minutes," he said, focusing on the TV again.

"So if his hair is black, what color does it turn when he's mad?" asked Sakura. "He and my sister Ai's hair changes green when they're mad. Me and Ai's hair turns pink when we're flattered or like someone, but Shuichi's hair turns blonde. When my hair is green, that means I'm tired. But when my hair is brown, that means I'm scared," Ayamei explained, knocking on Ai's door, "It's me Ai."

"Come in," Ai said, sounding much like Ayamei. The door opened and Sakura and Sanaki followed Ayamei in. "Great, did you talk to Asuma yet?" Ayamei teased her little sister. Asuma was Ai's best friend as a boy and new crush. He has no clue that Ai's madly in love with him. "Shut it," Ai grimaced.

"Did you win?" Ai asked, referring to the fight she noted her sister was in. "It wasn't real. We just had to do couple sparring in gym," Ayamei replied, ruffling her sister's hair. "Oooh, who did you get paired with?" Ai asked curiously. "Sasuke Uchiha," Ayamei said in an annoyed voice. "You like him don't you?! Every girl likes him!" Ai exclaimed. "Yea she does! She tried to play it all careless but she's madly in love with him!" Sakura blurted out.

"Damn you Sakura, I said I don't like him! He's too… I don't know he's just not my type!" Ayamei explained in an exasperated tone. "Oh whatever, she's obviously in love with him!" Sanaki cut in. "Whatever. Anyway, I'm goin' to hang out. I should be back by 7. Call me if you need somethin'," Ayamei continued as she, Sakura, and Sanaki exited Ai's room. "Whatever," Ai ended the conversation.

"Goodness I can't wait to get outta these stupid school clothes," Sakura groaned as she, her sister, and Ayamei went in Ayamei's room. "I know," Ayamei joined in, sitting at her computer desk. "You're more active at home than at school. At school you're so emo," Sanaki said, flopping on Ayamei's bed next to Sakura. "I know, it's because I want the twins to be more satisfied than me. It's just in my nature," explained Ayamei.

Sakura looked at a clock, "We need to shower." After Sakura showered, Sanaki went, then Ayamei. They all looked at Ayamei's mirror. "Ayamei…" began Sakura, "Blue and black? You can't be serious!" Sakura and Sanaki opened up Ayamei's closet and searched for a better and more girly outfit. "Here, try this stuff," Sakura said, handing Ayamei another outfit.

Ayamei came out the bathroom wearing jean capris that almost touched her ankles, a pink shirt, and pink tennis shoes. "I hate you guys," Ayamei mumbled. "Ah, perfect!" Sakura and Sanaki nodded in satisfaction. "No! Me in pink is not perfect!" exclaimed Ayamei hastily.

"You look cute and you'll mess with Sasuke's mind for sure!" Sakura boasted. "Okay, one: I don't wanna mess with Sasuke's mind! And two: I don't even like Sasuke!" retaliated Ayamei. "Look, just do it for your new two best friends!" Sanaki begged. "… You guys fuckin' suck," Ayamei finally answered.

When they got to their destination, Sanaki parked her car and she, Sakura, and Ayamei walked through some trees to a river. "Took you guys long enough!" Naruto yelled, hanging from a tree. "Wow Ayamei… you look dumber than you did earlier and that's says a lot," Sasuke smirked, looking at Ayamei. "Have you ever considered getting a life?" Ayamei asked sarcastically.

While Ayamei and Sasuke went back and forth, Sanaki started to bother Shikamaru. "Why didn't you guys change clothes?" asked Sakura. "Because we're guys! We don't change clothes unless we have to!" Naruto and Shikamaru retorted at the same time. "You two might as well cut the games. Sanaki you know you like him so why play around?" Sasuke questioned, looking at Sanaki leaning on Shikamaru's shoulders.

"Well fine Mr. Serious-Ass! We go together now!" Sanaki responded, then kissing Shikamaru. "That was so wrong on so many levels!" Sakura and Ayamei exclaimed at the same time. "Not really," Naruto added in. "Why don't you get outta that tree?!" Sakura asked, glaring up at Naruto who was still hanging upside down from a tree.

"No! Because you're not the boss of me!" Naruto teased. Sakura picked up a long stick and started to hit Naruto on the head with it. "Hey! Stop that!" Naruto yelled. "Come down from the tree then you idiot!" Sakura yelled back. "No! You're not the boss of me!" Naruto yelled once more.

"They act like four year-olds," Sasuke said, shaking his head in annoyance"I haven't a clue why we're best friends still." "Come on loser," Ayamei said, leading him to another section of the forest. "Whatever," Sasuke said, following Ayamei anyway although he sounded like he didn't want to.

"So what's the deal with those two anyway?" asked Ayamei. "Thisgirl really doesn'tlike me!"Sasuke thought. "What?" she said with a strange expression, noting the weird expression on his face. "They like each other, what's not to get?" he answered finally. "What I don't get is why you and Shikamaru just hook them up and get it over with," Ayamei said back.

"That's what we asked, both of them. But they just give us some bull-shit answer," Sasuke verified. Just then Ayamei's mood softened a little. "I guess he's not a mean-ass all the time,"she thought. "Your hair is pink on the last few inches of your hair," Sasuke said, looking at her hair closely, "So what's your name suppose to be?" "Ayamei and you're supposed to be?" she said coolly.

"Sasuke," he said back, looking her in the face now, "I almostactually like her." Ayamei could see the embarrassment on his face but said nothing. "Oh goodness, I made him like me. What now?"she thought with a smile.

They leaned in and kissed each other.

Sasuke could smell Ayamei's perfume really well just as much as she smelled his cologne. Hers was a tropical smell mixed in with her bodily scent. Ayamei couldn't distinguish what kind of cologne he wore but it wasn't so bad.

The two were so into the kiss that they hadn't noticed Naruto, Shikamaru, Sakura, or Sanaki looking at them from behind a bush. "Hey! We all saw you guys kiss! Me, Sakura, Shikamaru, and Sanaki saw you guys kiss!" Naruto exclaimed, jumping out from behind the bush. Ayamei and Sasuke spun around immediately.

"Shit, Naruto! Don't scare me like that!" Ayamei snapped. "Girl, your hair is changin' again," Shikamaru said, pointing at Ayamei's hair as it turned brown. Sasuke flashed an angry glance at him. "Don't get mad because we caught you guys Sasuke! You're the one who likes her!" Sanaki added, looking from Sasuke to Ayamei.

"And you said you didn't like her!" Naruto and Shikamaru teased as they high-fived each other, "This is the best plan ever!" "So do you guys go together or what?" Sakura asked after Naruto and Shikamaru quieted down. "No!" Ayamei and Sasuke yelled at once. "In case you've forgotten, he still has a girlfriend," Shikamaru stated.

"Well whatever then. We were coming to get you secret lovers 'cause we're about to go eat somethin'," Sakura continued as they headed back to Sanaki's car. Sanaki and Shikamaru sat up front in her car while Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Ayamei sat in the back.

Finally they got to their spot to eat. Ayamei sat in between Sakura and Sanaki. Next to Sakura was Naruto and next to him was Sasuke while Shikamaru sat next to Sanaki. "Don't make such a pig of yourself Naruto," Sakura began, looking at him expectantly. And don't get us thrown out for somethin' stupid," Sasuke added in with boredom in his voice.

"Ayamei, your hair is blue again," Sanaki said, obviously fascinated by her hair. "That means I'm real comfortable'," Ayamei said with a smile. "I still think that's strange," Shikamaru joined in.

"Damn it! Ino,"Sasuke thought, turning around. "Hey Sasuke!!" Ino said in a smutty voice. Everyone turned and faced Ino who was standing next to Sasuke now. "Hey," he replied half-heartedly. "So I see your hangin' with three sluts now," Ino sneered.

"Hey Shikamaru, sometimes when I'm mad guess what song I like to sing?!" Naruto cut in loudly. "Ooh, let me guess!" Shikamaru replied just as loud. "The Happy Song!" he and Naruto said together, "Nice is good! Mean is bad! Don't be mean 'cause mean is bad! Nice is better than mean!"

Sanaki, Sakura, and Ayamei stood up. "Whoa, you girls need to chill. Oops! I mean guys!" Ino laughed. "Look bitch, Ayamei already beat the fuck outta you in gym. Now you wanna fuck with all three of us?!" Sanaki growled. "Me mess you guys?! Oh please! I'm simply just here to see my Sasuke so fall back Sanaki! Oh, and the new girl beat my ass?! Whatever!" Ino yelled.

"Hey Naruto, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?!" Shikamaru questioned loudly. "I don't know Shikamaru! That's a good question!" Naruto replied. Sanaki rose up her fists about to punch Ino when Shikamaru grabbed her arms.

As Shikamaru and Naruto tried to calm down Sakura and Sanaki, Ino continued to talk her spit, "And hey new girl, you may think you're all that with your little cutesie flips and kicks but remember this: just because you're his partner doesn't mean you're his girlfriend. That's why he has me." Ayamei's hair turned deep blue and she clenched her fists and held up her guards. "Ooh, scary! And by the way: the next time you touch me, somebody will be takin' a trip to the hospital," Ino finished.

After the word "hospital" echoed in Ayamei's head for a moment, she punched at Ino's face. But when Ayamei's fist was about three inches from Ino's face, she noticed that Sasuke had grabbed her arm and twisted it a little. Ayamei dug her nails into his skin but it didn't affect him much.

"Well…Bye Sasuke!" Ino giggled away. "Let…Me…Go!" Ayamei groaned. Sasuke finally released her from his grip. "Wow, she left marks in your skin. That's gotta hurt a little," Naruto said, looking at Sasuke's arm. "Not really," Sasuke responded. "Ayamei, you okay?" Sanaki asked, putting an arm around her angry friend's shoulder. "I'm fine," Ayamei said, exiting to Sanaki's car.

"You know, he was right in an odd way," Shikamaru began when they were all in Sanaki's car on the road. They weren't really headed anywhere, just cruising around like everything was okay in life. "…Whatever," Ayamei said looking away. "No, I'm serious. He still goes with her and you've just gotta face it. Unless you're jealous," he continued.

"I'm not jealous. It's just that… It's just the fact that he goes with her. She's…a bitch," Ayamei replied quietly. "What did you think I meant earlier?" Shikamaru asked confusedly. "I don't know… I just didn't think it was so critical," Ayamei said, flustered.

"Alright already! You can shut up with the stupid song now! I'm okay Naruto!" Sakura laughed, clamping her hand over Naruto's mouth to keep from him singing the Happy Song anymore in her ear. "Your both idiots," Sasuke smirked. "Whatever Sasuke! Hey Sakura, how come Sanaki always drives and not you?" Naruto asked. "No! Sakura can't drive! Oh no! Never again! What do ya think happened to her car?!" Sanaki spat. "Whatever happened to your car Sakura?" Naruto questioned curiously.

Flashback: Sakura screeched around a corner in a pink convertible with Sanaki in the passenger seat. Seven police cars were chasing her. "LIKE THIS SANAKI?!!!" she asked. "NOOO NOT LIKE THIS!!! AND POLICE CARS ARE CHASING US!!!" Sanaki screamed.

Present time: "And that's what happened to Sakura's car," Sanaki shuddered.

By the time Ayamei got home, her hair was dark blue and green. Tired but still pissed a little bit. Who the hell was Sasuke to grab her anyway? The Ino National Lapdog Society?

"Tired and mad?" The twins asked at once. "Yup," Ayamei spoke, flopping on the couch and kicking off her shoes. It was 9:00 when the phone rang. "Hello?" Ayamei answered. "Hey Ayamei-Chan!" Sanaki and Sakura said at once. "Hey," Ayamei replied with no enthusiasm.

"Tell us everything," Sakura said anxiously. "Everything what?" Ayamei asked. "Everything as in the kiss," Sanaki added in. "Oh, that. It wasn't all that. It was sort of an accident really. It kinda just happened. It wasn't even all that," Ayamei explained as she grabbed a plate of sushi, got a pop, and went upstairs to her room. "So that's it?!... Ayamei do you expect us to believe that lame story? I want you to tell me what went on in the midst of that kiss and I want you to describe it with passion dammit!" Sakura commanded.

"…Fine. It was kinda strange when we leaned in, but it was okay. His body spray kinda made it…cute almost," Ayamei confessed with embarrassment rather than passion in her voice. The three teens talked on the phone for about an hour more. Sanaki and Sakura said they'd meet Ayamei for school by 7:20 everyday and get to the school by 7:40 and goof off until 8:00 when you were finally allowed in the school.

After she hung up with Sakura and Sanaki, Ayamei went downstairs to wash the dishes and lock up the house after watching TV for a minute. It was when she got in the kitchen that Ayamei looked at the time which was 10:07. "10:30 is bedtime!" Ayamei called over the running water in the kitchen. "Okay," the twins groaned from the living room.

By the time Ayamei finished the dishes it was 10:40. It was when she sat down and laid her head back on the couch that the house phone rang again. "Seriously, who calls at this hour?!"she thought angrily.

"Hello?" Ayamei answered. "Hey," Sasuke said on the other end of the line. "And I'm gonna assume you have a reason for why you're calling me at a quarter 'till eleven at night," Ayamei said, cutting the TV off. "Nope not really. I can hear Naruto down the hall still singing show tunes," Sasuke responded. "So what're you gonna about your bitch-friend because if she fucks with me again she won't have any unbroken bones," Ayamei smirked to herself.

"I don't wanna talk about it right now," Sasuke answered her. "So then why are you calling me anyway?" Ayamei asked.

They eventually found a conversation and lasted on the phone for about two hours. It wasn't as bad as Ayamei had planned. She and Sasuke were almost like friends which Ayamei also hadn't planned on.

After hanging up with Sasuke Ayamei was too tired to shower so she'd decided to shower in the morning.