20 Ways To Know When You're Completely Obsessed With "Avatar: The Last Airbender"
You know you're obsessed when you....
1. close your eyes and try to feel vibrations with your feet.
2. buy a messenger hawk and send people messages instead of talking to them. (BONUS: you name it Hawky)
3. own every Avatar episode ever made.
4. have memorized at least one stupid/funny conversation from most episodes.
5. have memorized every stupid song from "The Cave Of Two Lovers."
('Secret Tunnel'
'Don't Let The Cave-In Get You Down'
'The Big Bad Badger Moles')
6. [girls:]wear hair-loopies [guys:]shave your head and paint an arrow on it.
7. try to open your chakras so you can control your Avatar State
8. eat sea prunes/ocean kumquats
9. will skip your other favorite TV shows to watch (another) Avatar re-run.
10. go to the pet store and ask (with a serious face) if they have any flying bison, lemur monkeys, platypus bears, saber-tooth moose lions, etc.
11. go to the North/South Pole looking for the Water Tribe.
12. get a boomerang and use it for fighting.
13. look at the moon and think of Yue.
14. get a tattoo of an eye on your head and call yourself Combustion Man.
15. try to enter the Spirit World.
16. have memorized the starting monologue and ending beat-boxing tune.
17. have nightmares about forgetting your pants and/or mathematics text.
18. make a glider and try to bend the air around you and fly.
19. drink onion and banana juice.
20. start addressing your friends by 'Twinkle-Toes,' 'Sugar Queen,' 'Madam Fussy-Britches,' etc.
