So, this is really short, and it's not even a full-fledged fic, but since when do I ever write anything with a plot?

Uraboku Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the fandom

Of Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru

And to the genre for which it stands

Because shounen-ai makes us kya

Indivisible, with those cute Zweilt bishies for all.

I modeled this after the American pledge of allegiance because that's the only one I know.