Note to Reader:

Welcome to the first chapter of Ginger and Clarissa go to Hogwarts Castle!

I have to say first that I did not personally write this story, the credit goes to Ginger Pieper. She is the great mind behind this fanfiction, and too lazy to sit and type this great story up. So I did...

We do not own any of JK Rowling Characters. (Almost) all the other characters are in fact real people (Ginger and Clarissa)

If you really have any question, please feel free to send me a message.


It was the first day at Hogwarts and there were two new foreign exchange students, all the way from Wisconsin, US. Clarissa Pamonicutt and Ginger Pieper looked around the big and drafty castle for some sort of sign to point out the Great Hall.

"How are we supposed to know which frickin door goes where?" Clarissa asked Ginger. They looked around.

"Hey! there's someone! Ask her!" Ginger yelled to Clarissa, pushing her forward.

"I don't wanna, she's brown, I'm scared!" Clarissa said, hiding behind Ginger.

"Just go!" Ginger said.

"Fine, let me finish my cookie which," Clarissa told her. Ginger looked at Clarissa. Sure enough , she was eating an ice cream desert. A minute later she wiped her hand off and approached the girl. Ginger followed.

"Hey I'm Clarissa, and this is my pal, Ginger. We're foreign exchange students… from Wisconsin. So can I ask you a question?"

The girl looked at her, then at Ginger, then back to Clarissa. " Hi! I'm Lavender Brown! Welcome to Hogwarts! What's your question?" the girl said.

"Yeah, ah, where's the Great frickin Hall?" Clarissa asked.

"The Great Hall is the two giant doors behind you two," Lavender said, pointing at the two large arches with great wooden doors.

"Okay, thanks," Ginger said. Lavender walked inside the Great Hall.

"That girl sounded like the people who take order at Mc Donald's" Clarissa said.

"Now that you mentioned Mc Donald's, look at the doorways," Ginger said.

Clarissa looked at them. "Holy Crap! They look like the Mc Donald's arch!" she said.

"They do! We better hurry up and get our super wands out, we need to sorted into our houses!" Ginger suggested. They left their luggage at the door and entered the Great Hall.

First year students were standing circled around the back of the room. "Where do we go?" Clarissa asked Ginger.

"Fuck if I know, go ask that Lavender girl," Ginger said. They looked around the Great Hall.

"Oh My God!" they both said at the same time.

"What is it?" Clarissa asked.

"No you tell me why you said it first, then I'll tell you," Ginger said.

"Fine, It's Ryan Sheckler…"

"Really?" Ginger asked hopefully.

"No you moron! I see a sexy guy!" Clarissa said, with a huge smile.

"Where?" Ginger asked her.

"There!" Clarissa was pointing to a tall red headed kid sitting next to a black haired boy with glasses and a girl with frizzy hair.

"Oh My God!" Ginger said.

"What?" Clarissa asked eagerly.

"Do you see that dark haired kid next to him? I think he's super sexy!" Ginger said. They both laughed.

"Ladies!" A deep women's voice said. They looked up and saw an older women with a witch's hast on. "Are you two the foreign exchange students?" she asked them.

"Yeppers! I'm Clarissa and that's Ginger," Clarissa said.

"Wonderful, when it comes time to sort you two into houses, I'll introduce you to the school," she pointed to each of the four tables and explained each house.

"Okay, we got it," Ginger said. The lady walked away.

"You know what we have to do, right?" Ginger asked Clarissa.

"Get into the same house as the two hotties?" Clarissa asked.

"Yes, it's Gryffindor. When you get up there, hope you get that house." Ginger said.

"Okay, God! I'm so frickin excited!" Clarissa said, waving her wand all over.

"Careful, you're going to take someone's eye out!" Ginger told her.

"Welcome back to Hogwarts everyone!" An old man said standing at the front of the Great Hall. Everyone grew quiet. The old man's speech went on for about 10 more minutes. "lastly, I would like to introduce you all to our two, new foreign exchange students. Ladies, please come up here." Ginger and Clarissa slowly walked forwards.

"Everyone's staring at us!" Clarissa whispered.

"Shhhh!" Ginger told her. They walked up to the man. He placed a hand on each of their shoulders and began to talk again.

"On my left is Clarissa Pamonicutt and on my right is Ginger Pieper. They're joining us for a year all the way from Wisconsin. I'm sure they are both very nervous so I can expect you to treat them with the most respect." He stopped and cleared his throat. "Now, Professor Mcgonall, would you please begin the sorting." The women in the witch hat came walking up.

"Ladies, please step back." Clarissa and Ginger dropped back into the crowd of first years.

Everyone sat quietly, watching the old hat sing a song about the history of Hogwarts.

"Do you think we'll fit in here?" Ginger asked Clarissa.

"Of course we will! We're foreigners, we interest them. God he's so hot!" she told Ginger. The hat went quiet.

"When I call your name, come forward and sit on the stool to be sorted into your house. First, since you two aren't really first years, we'll have Clarissa Pamonicutt!" Clarissa froze and turned white.

"Why do I have to go first?" she asked Ginger. Everyone was watching them.

"Just go! I'm right after you! Hurry up, people are staring!" Ginger said. She pushed Clarissa forward.

When she took a step forward, she looked back at Ginger. One step looked so far away. She looked around the room, all eyes were upon her. She took a deep breath and sat down on the stool. The hat was placed on her head.

"Mhm…" said the hat, "Same house as the hottie? Aha! GRYFFENDOR!" the hat screamed. Clarissa was slightly embarrassed that the hat had said 'the hottie' out loud but she smiled and walked to her table. She sat down next to the a girl with extremely frizzy hair. She watched Ginger.

"Ginger Pieper!" Professor Mcgonagall screamed. Ginger walked up to the stool and started to hope she was in the same house as Clarissa and the hottie.

"The hottie again? And Clarissa? Fine… GRYFFENDOR!" the hat screamed. Ginger got up quickly and went to sit down next to Clarissa.


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