Experiment XIII

Day 1: 4th Wall Crisis

Warning: Major OOC because of major intoxication!

No…do not get all giddy…nothing…intimate…is

going to happen. Ever. Purposely. Or straightforward

happening…may be suggestive but…no.

Vexen was in his laboratory working on a new experiment. He slowly pours many liquids into it and then he grabs a large bottle. It is titled "alcohol". Vexen holds the bottle over and-

Xigbar: "Hey Vexie!"

Vexie…er Vexen: "I thought I told you not to call me that. And I told you not to enter my laboratory!"

Xigbar: "But I wanted to help."

Vexen: "Oh really?" (Vexen goes oh rlly baby on Xigbar)

Xigbar: "Yesh." (Xigbar goes sad puppy-dog eyes on Vexen)

Vexen: "I'm immune to your puppy-dog eyes Xigbar."

Xigbar: "Oh so you bought that panel…"

Vexen: "Panel? We're not in the 358/2 days game you know!"

Xigbar: "Game?"

Vexen: (Wide-eyed) "Mother of God, what have I done. (Pulls out a radio) 'ABORT MISSION! I REPEAT, ABORT MISSION! BRING IN THE MIND ERASTRANSUBELATOR-INATOR…ER!'"

Radio guy: "Cake sir!"

Vexen: "Cake? WHAT DOES CAKE HAVE TO DO WITH OUR 4th WALL CRISIS?"

Radio Guy: "When I say ok, I say cake. It's more slang n' stuff."

Meanwhile

As Vexen was yelling into the phone, Xigbar was pouring a little bit of "alcohol" substances into the mixture. As Vexen suddenly yelled, he dropped the entire bottle into the solution.

Xigbar: "Uh-oh"

Vexen: "What was that sound? Anyway, WHERE'S THE MIND ERASTRENSUBELATOR-INATOR…ER?"

Radio Guy: "Umm, on the elevator, on it's way up."

Vexen: "Oh. Well then, how's your day going?"

Radio Guy: "Well other than a video game, fanfiction star yelling at me and completely hurting my feelings, I'd have to say it's going pretty well."

Vexen: (Face has turned to the "No" meme face) "You told everyone that this was a video game and that it was a FanFiction…you broke the 4th wall YET AGAIN?"

Radio Guy: "Yes…yes I did…"

Vexen: "Oh, okay then."

Elevator: "DING"

Vexen: "Ahh, the mind erastrensubelator-inator…er"

Mind Erastrensubelator-inator…er: (A Shoop-Da-Woop mouth appears a the end of the laser gun) "IM A FIRIN MAH LAZAAR! BLLLAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH!"

(Xigbar falls over)

Xigbar: "What happened?"

(Xigbar's alone)

Xigbar: "Hello?"

Meanwhile

(Vexen gives his mixture to the Organization moogle)

Vexen: "Sell this moogle slav-er, friend! Wait! I must try a sample to see if it actually weakens you to your limit. I'm sure that small dose of "Alcohol" substance will make me dizzy enough to be in my limit!"

(Vexen drinks the substance and instantly he falls asleep)

Vexen: *snore*…lumbe…rjack…vampi…re bunnies…lick…my eyebrows…

SCENE (or that's it for this chapter)