Okay, so this is a crack fic. It's pretty much to prepare me for writing a noninsane fanfic. So this is mangaverse, got it? This means I'll be using people like Ling and Mei as well as Ed, Roy, etc.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. But if I did I couldn't harass Ling all day with my rabid hamsters :D
(*(If they where Exhausted)*)
"Wh-what was I talking about?" Ed drawled from where he sat on the ground, his head nodding to one side. "I don't know, you have something to drink?" Ling asked from where he was sitting cross legged on a crate.
"Yeah, I'm thirsty." Roy slurred. His eyes where drooping. "Anyone else cold?" Ed asked, chilled. They sat in a small room, away from the girls… and Al, they had stayed up all night for unknown reasons, and where afraid they'd get in trouble, meaning they where afraid of being shot/hit with a wrench/stabbed with kunai.
"I am, but more than that, I fell a little nauseous." Ling replied, looking unwell. "We shouldn't have done that." Roy put in, obviously feeling near the same way, as did Ed.
"Ed?" "Young Master?" "Colonel?" they could here the voices calling, it was Riza, Winry and Ranfan.
"Ah no." they all groaned as Winry opened the door. Riza's normally controlled face looked quizzical and Ranfan looked confused.
"Ed, what did you do? Come on." Winry sighed and helped Ed to his feet. He had trouble standing and still looked sleepy. She led him away, scolding him quietly.
"Sir, you really shouldn't stay up all night, the country needs you and your no use if your half asleep. Let's get you inside so you can rest." Riza sighed. "I'm fine Lt. Staying up a few hours is nothing." Roy said, practically asleep, but Roy didn't protest when Riza led him away.
"Come on Young Master." Ranfan sighed and Ling stood up, before promptly falling over. "Little help, Ranfan?" he groaned and Ranfan helped him to his feet, she had to keep her pace slow so that Ling could follow.
(*(End of part one)*)
A/N: So what you guys think?
Ling: I found it undignified.
Me: *eye roll* Shut the fork up.
Ling: Fork?
Me: I prefer as opposed to fuck ^^
Ling: Okay then, rate and review
