Pein tapped his podium lightly with a pencil to get the Akatsuki member's attentions

Akatsuki Musical: A Gorey Demise

Pein tapped his podium lightly with a pencil to get the Akatsuki member's attentions.

"Alright, everybody sit down, quiet down, listen up. I brought you all here to recite the annual obituaries. Like every year, we'll start with A and we'll end with Z. Alright, Is the band Ready?"
"Ready."

We will go in this order: After me, Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Zetsu, then Madara. And as you should all remember, we all sing 'One by one' et cetera. No matter who sings the second to last line, I finish. Okay? Okay."

Pein started the song:
"A Is For Amber
Who Drowned In A Pool."

"B Is For Billy
Who Was Eaten By Ghouls."

"C Is For Curt
With Disease Of The Brain."

"D Is For Daniel
Derailed On A Train."

"E Is For Erik
Who Was Buried Alive."

"F Is For Frank
Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye."

"G Is For Greg
Who Died In The Womb."

"H Is For Heather
Who Was Sealed In A Tomb."

"One By One, We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down."

"Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down."

"I Is For Isaac
Who Lost His Front Brakes."

"J Is For Johnny
Who Was Bitten By Snakes."

"K Is For Kimmy
Who Was Shot In The Head."

"L Is For Larry
Who Bled And Bled."

"M Is For Marie
Who Burned To A Crisp."

"N Is For Nicky
Who Was Pummeled By Fists."

"O Is For Olive
Who Lived Life Too Fast."

"P Is For Pat
Who Swallowed Some Glass."


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« Alright lads, all together now." Crazy Eyes grinned evilly, he loved this song.

"One By One, We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down."

"Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down."

"Q Is For Quentin
Who Took The Wrong Trail."

"R Is For Reyna
Who Rotted In Jail."

"S Is For Steve
Who Was Shot With A Bow."

"T Is For Tori
Who Froze In The Snow."

"U Is For Urich
Who Trampled By Hooves."

"V Is or Vanessa
Who Fell Off A Roof."

"W Is For Will
Who Was Hit By A Car."

"X Is For Xavier
Who Sunk In The Tar."

"Y Is For Yessy
Who fell From A Plane."

"Z Is For Zack
Who Simply Went

Insane!"

"WONDERFUL PREFORMANCE, MEN! I look forward to it next year! You are all dismissed! Good sleep and good nightmares." Pein continued to grin as the members left to their rooms.