Akatsuki Musical: A Gorey Demise
Pein tapped his podium lightly with a pencil to get the Akatsuki member's attentions.
"Alright,
everybody sit down, quiet down, listen up. I brought you all here to
recite the annual obituaries. Like every year, we'll start with A
and we'll end with Z. Alright, Is the band Ready?"
"Ready."
We will go in this
order: After me, Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Sasori,
Zetsu, then Madara. And as you should all remember, we all sing 'One
by one' et cetera. No matter who sings the second to last line, I
finish. Okay? Okay."Pein started the song: "B Is For
Billy "C Is For Curt "D Is For Daniel "E Is For Erik "F
Is For Frank "G Is
For Greg "H Is For Heather "One By One, We Bite The Dust "Ashes To Ashes, Bones
To Paste "I Is For Isaac "J Is For Johnny "K Is For Kimmy "L Is For Larry "M
Is For Marie "N Is For
Nicky "O Is For Olive "P Is For Pat
"A
Is For Amber
Who Drowned In A Pool."
Who Was Eaten By Ghouls."
With
Disease Of The Brain."
Derailed On A
Train."
Who Was Buried Alive."
Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye."
Who Died In The Womb."
Who
Was Sealed In A Tomb."
We
Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your
Number's Up
We All Fall Down."
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A
Wooden Case
We All Fall Down."
Who
Lost His Front Brakes."
Who Was Bitten
By Snakes."
Who Was Shot In The
Head."
Who Bled And Bled."
Who Burned To A Crisp."
Who Was Pummeled By Fists."
Who
Lived Life Too Fast."
Who Swallowed Some
Glass."
« "One By One, We Bite The Dust "Ashes To Ashes, Bones To
Paste "Q Is For Quentin "R Is For Reyna "S Is For Steve "T
Is For Tori "U Is For Urich "V Is or Vanessa "W Is For Will "X
Is For Xavier "Y Is For Yessy "Z Is For Zack Insane!"
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laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la.laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa
la la la. laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la."
We Kick The
Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's
Up
We All Fall Down."
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A
Wooden Case
We All Fall Down."
Who
Took The Wrong Trail."
Who Rotted In
Jail."
Who Was Shot With A Bow."
Who Froze In The Snow."
Who
Trampled By Hooves."
Who Fell Off A
Roof."
Who Was Hit By A Car."
Who Sunk In The Tar."
Who
fell From A Plane."
Who Simply
Went
"WONDERFUL PREFORMANCE, MEN! I look forward to it next year! You are all dismissed! Good sleep and good nightmares." Pein continued to grin as the members left to their rooms.
