This story will be a lot similar to 'Alice's Shopping Rage' a story that I have deleted, well I am going too. It is along the same lines of that story except I am making it better. :D
Disclaimer:I do not own Twilight.
NORMAL POV:
Nothing is never really normal around the Cullen house hold. Not when you have a shopping obsessed pixie vampire in the house anyways. . .
"Bella! Let's go shopping in Seattle!"said Alice.
"No way, Alice."said Bella
"Please?"
"Alice, I said no."
"Well in my world no means yes!"said Alice
"I am not falling for that one,Alice."
"PLEASE BELLA! PLEASE COME SHOPPING WITH ME I NEED TO GO SHOPPING AND I CAN'T GO SHOPPING ALONE EITHER!"
"Go with Rosalie."said Bella
"I don't want to go with Rosalie."
"Well to bad, because I am not going shopping with you."
Alice and Bella's little fight was now attracting an audience. Now the whole Cullen family was sitting in the living room watching them argue, this could get rather interesting.
"Alice, you can't force Bella into going shopping with you."said Edward
"Yes I can."
"No, you can't."said Edward
"Who made you the boss of me mister 'I'm So Awesome Because I Am A Vampire With A Shiny Silver Volvo and A Human Girlfriend Who Does Not Like To Shop And I Can Play The Piano And Most Likely Fly Too.'"asked Alice.
"Um. . .wow."said Bella.
"You! In the Porsche now!"demands Alice
"No way!"said Bella
"I WANT TO GO SHOPPING NOW!"
"Carlisle, is it possible to get a prescription saying that shopping and Bella Barbie are bad for my health so I can no longer take part in those activities?"asked Bella
Carlisle chuckles "I don't see why it would not be possible."
"WHAT?!NO!"screamed Alice.
"Alice, stop screaming."said Esme
"I WANT TO GO SHOPPING! SHOPPING! SHOPPING! SHOPPING! SHOPPING! SHOPPING! SHOPPING! SHOPPING! SHOPPING!-"
"WE GET THE POINT ALICE!"yelled Jasper
"Oh, um. . .sorry."
"Here Bella, the prescription you requested."chuckles Carlisle
"Thank you! I need to frame this!"
Alice gives a highly enraged scream and runs out of the living room while yelling "THIS WON'T BE THE LAST YOU HEAR FROM ME, ISABELLA MARIE SWAN!"
Everyone stares wide eyed at each other thinking of some of the things that Alice might do to get Bella to go shopping. Whatever it was. . .whatever she did was not going to be good, and most likely everyone would suffer for it.
"I'll get the water guns."said Emmett, while breaking the silence
"I'll take away all her make up and lock it up somewhere FAR away."said Rosalie.
"I'll go and throw out all duck tape that can be found in this house."
"Duck tape?"asked Bella
"Alice tends to use duck tape on people when she is mad."
"Joy. . ."
"I'll go and order new doors, plaster, and drywall for the house."said Esme
"We might need to order new windows too."suggested Carlisle.
"I can threaten the Porsche."said Edward.
"I think I'll run and drown myself."said Bella
Whatever was going to happen was not going to be good.
a/n:Well I wonder what Alice could be thinking of doing. . .hm. . Well you know what? 3 reviews and you can find out!
