Rin and Len both walk up to Kaito while he is admiring the grand view of the oval which is half-brown and littered, and he notices how Len has a black eye, and Rin is awfully, awfully quiet, much opposed to her loud, blunt self.
"What happened to you?" Kaito asks Len, raising his eyebrows in interest.
Len flushes and looks away, fidgeting nervously. Kaito then looks at Rin in question. She sighs loudly like it's a big deal. "He walked in on me this morning when I was getting changed, so I threw my hairbrush at him," she responds sharply.
"I didn't mean to," Len then blurts out. "I thought she had already gotten changed and I just forgot to lock -"
"Dude," Kaito says, giving Len a very serious look. "That's your sister."
"I didn't mean to -"
"You disgust me," he interrupts. "You should go throw yourself off a bridge."
Len just stares very wide-eyed at Kaito, silent, looking like he might cry. Nothing could possibly explain how proud Kaito felt at this moment, just watching Len's usually tough façade crumple into bits right in front of his eyes.
Rin speaks up. "H-hey, Kaito, it was an accident, really," she explains nervously.
"Burn, you hideous spawn of the devil," Kaito adds in a low voice, ignoring Rin's input.
Len whimpers, before swallowing hard and turning away. Then he drops to the ground and starts to cry like a baby.
Rin's hand shoots out and smacks Kaito across the face. "You fuckhead," she spits. "Just- go shoot yourself in the face or something, you stupid, dick-sucking, fat, little fucktard. You don't deserve to say that to my brother at all."
Despite Kaito's throbbing cheek, he feels wonderful watching Len cry while being comforted by Rin. He's going to blackmail him with this story forever. He's going to recite it at his graduation speech. He's going to tell it to everyone at Len's engagement party and wedding reception and his funeral. Because he can.
Kaito feels like God for the rest of the day, even when Miku throws her maths textbook at the back of his head and Meiko gives him a nipple-cripple due to his horribleness, because he is just a stupid, dick-sucking, fat, little fucktard after all.
Don't even ask me. I don't know.
