First Gossip Girl Story333 Review me :]]]] ~! 33
And~ No I do not own any of the Gossip Girl characters although I wish I made them up first 33
Blair Waldorf was generally not a nice person. She was pretty well known for being a total #$%! to everyone but her bf Serena Van der Woodsen, who was a goddess in the flesh. That particular Monday was no exception. She sat on the steps of the MET surrounded by her little mini Blairs. Serena was sitting one step below Blair on the right, but Serena was long and taut, her head was even with Blair's. The second she looked into her eyes, she knew something was wrong.
"My mother is having an affair!" Blair spat through her teeth. Serena reflexively put her hand on her friend's knee. Hazel, who was on her left, did the same. Blair slapped Hazels hand away, and Hazel recoiled from her touch. See what I mean?
"B…" Serena started hesitantly. Blair cut her off.
"I know she is! You know last week when Cyrus was off doing business in Brazil or Chile or wherever the #$!? I needed to get a couple twenties from her bedroom and I opened the door and she was making out to some tall guy wearing jeans and a POLO!" Penelope, Kati, Isabel, and Hazel gasped.
"I swear to god if any of this ends up on Gossip Girl I'll make every last one of you a Jenny Humphrey!" Blair threatened. Isabel closed her eNV. With that Blair stood up, glowered at her four little wanna-bes, and walked to Constance Billard with Serena.
"There has to be some explanation B. Your mom is so against cheating remember? She almost kicked Cyrus out when she found out he cheated on his ex!" Serena assured Blair.
"No S, she's against people cheating on her!" Blair said. Serena put her arm around her best friend's tiny shoulders.
"It'll be ok B," Serena comforted, "Blair's life is already so #$%ed up already. She doesn't need this"
By the time French was over, Blair was on the warpath. She had a look on her face that said, "I hate you and if you don't get out of my way I'll make your life hell." She stomped down the hall looking for Serena, she needed to vent about the miserable day she'd had so far. She turned the corner so fast her vision blurred, and she walked right into…JENNY?!
"UGH!! JENNY HUMPHREY…" she started, taking a step toward her.
"Sorry B," Jenny said simply, walking away. Blair's face was red, and no one needed to look into her eyes to see that Blair was done with her. Jenny might've had some hope of being saved from being a nobody, but Blair had clearly made up her mind.
Jenny sighed and slumped back against the wall, making room for Blair to pass. Blair smirked before turning and stalking down the hall. Blair sighed and looked at her feet, but not long enough for anyone to notice. Could the Ice Princess be feeling….jealousy? YUP. Blair often found herself wondering what Jenny's life was like at home. That big comfy loft. And her caring, go with the flow dad.
"I wish" Blair thought, thinking of her own tidy house, with a mother who was too busy with her new hubby to care about her daughter, and people waiting to gossip if Blair Waldorf didn't keep their expectations. Blair shoved the bathroom door open with two perfectly manicured hands. She was on her knees with the door locked in a single second. She flushed the toilet to drown out the sound, and stuck one finger down her throat.
"Dan!" Serena smiled and pecked him on the lips. He raised his eyebrows.
"Maybe I should run into you more often," he joked, returning the favor. Serena tipped her head back and laughed her tinkling-little kid laugh that Dan loved. Serena loved the fact that Dan could make her forget about her frantic best friend, who was currently PMS-ing over her life. As much as Serena was easy-going, and wanted to tell her friend to suck it up, stop complaining, and smile, Serena respected Blair for her behavior, her life at home had never been normal; Blair had to grow up too fast and unprepared for everything her mother threw at her. Serena sighed. Poor B. Too bad it's impossible to stay sad around Dan Humphrey.
"Serena, beauty, love of my life, would you like to go to dinner tonight?" Dan sad, straightening his back and put on a serious face, mocking formalness.
"Indeed, your highness, I would be so very glad that you would bestow a meal upon me," Serena couldn't keep a straight face, and doubled over with laughter. Dan swooped in for another kiss, and dipped Serena, who shrieked in delight. If only Little J were so happy.
Apparently, word spreads fast around here. It seems like every girl in Constance Billard knew of Jenny Humphrey's new social status. Penelope rounded the corner, and stopped short when she saw Jenny at her locker.
"Hey Little J! Love the shirt! Did you save up to go to K-mart?!" Penelope asked, putting on an innocent face. Jenny slammed her locker, not looking at Penelope and her little crew, who were red in the face from laughing. High School was a #$%!, especially when Nelli Yuki is above you in the social stat.
"Hey wait P!" Jenny called acting just as innocent as Penelope had, "You forgot a spot when you were shaving your face this morning!" Jenny put a finger on her own cheek. Sure it was a little corny, but Penelope had just gotten owned by the nobody, and what's better then revenge? Penelope knows.
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