To any new readers(and any old ones who decide to re-read this).

When I started this story, I didn't realize that script format was against the rules. I obviously didn't read the fan fiction rules closely enough. When I realized that it was against the rules, I decided to go through and edit the radio scripts ; however, the phrasing seems quite awkward to me. If anyone has suggestions about how to phrase it better, please send a PM or review my way with advice. So far, I've only edited this first radio segment, but I hope to get to the rest of them soon enough.

This story is AU. Very AU, I'm afraid, but it is on purpose. Please look at my profile under my universe explanations for more detail.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this! Please leave a review- I won't turn away concrit. :-)

Radio segment #1

Hello, and welcome to ABC radio, Arda Broadcasting Corporation. Culture, class, and a healthy dose of sass. We keep you up to date with the artistic happenings of Middle Earth, and inform you of everything we deem necessary for you know. I'm your host, Sixty-four K. Now, on with the show!

He already had it all. Fame. Fortune. Fabulousness. Now, Thranduil Elvenking has decided that he wants even more. What is there left for our most excellent Elvenking? A movie. That's right, folks. A movie. Intentions of the creation of this film- tentatively titled Thranduil: the Movie- have been announced today. Although no roles have been confirmed, it is rumoured that Erestor of Imladris will be both the director and screenwriter of this film. The studio Imladris Imagery owns the rights to the production.

Now, I've got to tell you, I'm pretty excited about this news, as I'm sure that the rest of you are. But I'll bet that you'll be even more psyched by this news- ABC is offering an exclusive interview with Prince Legolas, son of the Elvenking. In fact, he's with me in the studio right now! Welcome, Legolas, it's great to have you here.

Legolas smiles. "Thanks! It's great to be here!"

64K nods. "Now, let's get down to business. Is there anything that you can tell us about this movie?"

Legolas leans over, whispering conspiratorially into 64K's ear. "It's all rather hush-hush, but I can say that it's definitely going to be- dare I say it?- fabulous. Costumes are being designed, concept art is being created. We even have historians researching Doriath and other places my father went in his youth. Needless to say, I'm extremely excited."

64K grins. "Me too! I'm sure that our listeners feel the same. Do you know if this movie will be about your father's childhood, or about his adulthood?"

Legolas looks thoughtful. "I think it's going to be about his teens, actually. Things are just so lively during that period of life, you know?"

64K nods. "I guess. I've got one more question for you, but I'm not sure if you can answer it."

Legolas grins. "Try me."

64K snickers. "Alrighty. Who is going to play the role of the Elvenking?"

Legolas makes an extremely snooty face. "Oh, me, probably. It really depends on what happens during auditions, though."

64K nods decisively. "Thank you so much for your time, Legolas."

Legolas gets up from his chair, exiting the room. "My pleasure."

Thanks for tuning in, people! We folks here at ABC radio will keep you up to date on this very important project. Excited? Have speculation that you feel obliged to share? Have an overwhelming desire to rant about how stupid this entire undertaking is? Join in this exciting discussion. All you have to do is review!