A/N: And once again, I'm procrastinating from writing RRR (which I'll try updating soon!) by making up another song parody. This time I wanted to write one for FMA, since it's my fave anime eva! It's been on my mind for awhile to write a song parody for Hatsune Miku's World is Mine, and Winry came to mind, so this fic was born. Enjoy!
Edit: The cover image is not mine! It belongs to adame-san on DeviantArt, who gave me permission to use this. So all credit for the image goes to her!
Disclaimer: Do I look like I could possibly own either Hatsune Miku or FMA? Wait, you can't see me from my computer screen, can you? Get away from me, you stalkers! But seriously, I own nothing but the changed up lyrics.
EdWin SongFic: World Is Mine
Sung By: Winry Rockbell
The number one mechanic in all of Rush Valley.
You should know by now how to treat your automail right.
Got it?
First of all, always be sure to oil your joints at least once every day.
And second, don't even think about looking at my breasts while giving repairs.
Thirdly, expect a wrench to the head for every single dent I see in you.
If you understand, then let me do some repairs on your damaged right hand.
I'm not really being too difficult with you, I'm sure.
It's just that, I don't want you to end up wrecking such a marvelous masterpiece made by
The number one mechanic in all of Rush Valley.
Just realize, that coming for repairs,
Without notice is out of the question.
Just who do you think that I am?
Oh whatever, let's go window-shopping for more automail parts!
And don't forget your watch!
Ed: Ow! What was that for? *Winry raises her wrench* Aaahhh!
A screw? Have no idea what you're talking about.
I won't hear any complaints from you.
Ed: (in backround with a panicky voice) Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon...
Really? Reciting the periodic table? Idiot.
Wait a second, those shoulders. Ugh! What's wrong with me?
Like I'd let myself fall for such a tiny shrimp!
Then why do I keep thinking of you kneeling before me calling me your princess?
I'm not really being too difficult with you, I'm sure.
Although I'd feel better if you would just call me every once in a while.
In this world, no one knows about automail more than me!
Now realize that, hey, hey!
Or I'll reconnect the nerves again!
Oh what does he, do all the time to wreck his automail?
Doesn't he realize, that I worry about him all of the time? Ugh!
He never seems to tell me, a single thing on his mind. He never tells me a thing...
The humming of the bearings, like music to my ears.
The slick grease on my skin, the sweet smell of the oil.
Automail, I can never hold myself back from.
Call me a gearhead all you want, you alchemy freak!
You're stuck with me till you get your arm and leg back.
Until then, you're just gonna have to bear it.
Of course it's the very best! Because I am
The number one mechanic in all of Rush Valley.
And remember, that one time, when we all ran into Scar?
When he lunged at me, then you bravely shielded me, but I almost shot him, eh?
"Your hands, they're meant to give life" you said to me as I cried in your arms.
...What would I have done if it wasn't for you?
Oh! Hey shorty! *Ed chases her around* Aaahhh!
So be sure to review if you liked this! It can even be as short as Ed! *shot*
See ya, everybody! Hope you enjoyed this!
