"The Dog here, I'm in position, over."
"Roger. The Fox is also in position. How is your situation, turtle? Over"
…
"Turtle? Over"
"I'm in position."
…
"…over."
"Great! We'll now proceed to faze 2 of operation Neighbor from Hell. Dog, du you have a visual of the Skunk? Over"
"Negative. There are people in the nest, but the skunk's presence has not yet been confirmed, over."
"What do you mean "people"? That old skunk is too crabby to have anyone visiting!"
"I don't know, but—"
"Sorry, over."
"—there is someone—holy shit!"
...
"S. O. S! I have been spotted, I repeat, the dog has been spotted! I have been spotted, bloody fuck, over!"
"This is the fox, dog; get the hell out of there, over!"
"It's supposed to be mayday, not SOS. That's Morse code."
"Turtle, this is an emergency! There is no time for that! And say over, for god's sake, over!"
"The dog here- skunk junior is- chasing me and he is fast- I repeat- he is fast! Over"
"Shit, run, dog! And remember; you can't compromise the brotherhood! Over"
"Like I care about that—No, wait, wait! I can explain! We were just…! No, I'm sorry! Don't kill me! Ow!"
…
"Dog? Dog, answer me! Turtle, do you have a visual of skunk junior or the dog? Over"
"Negative."
"You brats, what the fuck do you think you are doing?"
"Actually, we're infiltration the skunk's nest and is trying to fetch the other pair of walkie talkies he took from us together with a necklace two weeks ago."
"Turtle, don't tell him our plan! Over"
"Why not? It is not like Kiba isn't going to talk later either way. And you can stop saying over, we get when you're done."
"The mission has not yet failed! We will mourn over the dog, but we can still succeed! Over"
"Wrong, you idiot, you are not taking one more step on my property."
…
"Your property? This is the skunk's nest! Over"
"Wrong again, you pathetic excuse of a person, the old geezer who lived here moved out last week."
"… Turtle… I think we should retreat… Over…"
"Yeah, let's, this was too troublesome already."
Naruto dumped down on his bed with an exhausted yawn. Kiba grumbled something unintelligible from his madras on the floor, trying to fix his smothered walkie talkie. Shikamaru was already lying underneath his quilt, sleeping soundly. In the end, they hadn't been able to retrieve the walkie talkies nor the necklace.
"The mission today totally failed," he chuckled and Kiba sat up with a resigned groan.
"Shit, you don't say," he grunted, tossing the walkie talkie to the floor. It landed with a thud on Kiba's abounded clothes.
"And seriously, who was that dude?" Naruto asked. It took some skills to scare the brunet off like that.
Kiba scowled, "Some young bastard. I mean, I bet he was our age! Still he got pissed like some PMSing old fuck. It was really fitting the name I gave him, skunk junior. But he isn't any better than the skunk, really; he's worse! At least the skunk couldn't catch us if we ran."
Naruto nodded with a frown, gazing ahead squinting. Someone young, he said? He had said it was his property, so did that mean he lived alone? "Guess we need to watch out for this guy."
In what way, he didn't know yet.
Kiba grunted affirmative and fell down on his madras again, pulling the quilt over his head. The blond looked down at him for moment. When Kiba didn't move, he sighed. Guess the conversation was over. Turning the lamp beside his bed off, Naruto dove in under his own quilt. Sleep came shortly after, accompanied with dreams of black and white, grumpy old men.
