okay so most of this is from one of the cds that are only in Japanese so I though I'd translate it for everyone and make it in a story format, with a little extra ;)
I do not own Yami no Matsuei or a pair of clogs
The cicadas were buzzing in the summer heat as Tsuzuki and Hisoka made their way to Konoe's office, he had called them in for some reason, probably to yell at Tsuzuki for his latest blunder.
"Hey Chief Konoe? What did you want with us?," Tsuzuki said entering the office, "Aaah it's sooo boiling in here!"
"Oooh, it's Tsuzuki and Hisoka!" Watari said.
"So you two have been called too?" the Gushoushin piped up.
"Watari-san and Gushoushin! What's this all about?" Hisoka exclaimed.
"Probably some boring meeting again…" Tsuzuki whined, wondering if he could sneak out without being noticed by Tatsumi.
"If you leave Tsuzuki you'll miss out on the surprise," Tatsumi commented, "but that's fine by me go right ahead." Tsuzuki paused his escape, now willing to hear what this was about.
"Hmm? Oh. Ahem everyone, what I am going to order you to do, is entirely Enma-sama's wish," Konoe began.
"Enma-sama? That's very unusual of him." Tsuzuki interrupted.
"Tsuzuki, Kurosaki, Watari, Tatsumi, Gushoushin - you are the five who have been chosen."
"What? Me too?" Tatsumi exclaimed.
"Yes," Konoe continued," now listen very carefully, all of you…The five of you... are given a special vacation?"
"WHAT?" the five shouted in surprise.
"I said, the five of you are given a special vacation."
"But WHY!" Watari asked.
"Enma-sama has been very compassionate. He is giving all Shinigami a three-day holiday."
"But...if all Shinigami were to take holidays, what will happen to the ministry? What of the work we have to do?" Tatsumi asked worried.
"Do not worry. We are giving the vacation to separate groups at separate times, so that not all the Shinigami will be on holiday at once. And it is just for three days."
"But Chief!" Tatsumi exclaimed.
"OOHHH, shut up, Tatsumi! Don't spoil the fun! Enma-sama's not being a stingy bum for a change, he's giving us a holiday! We should all be happy! Let's get outta here before Enma-sama changes his mind!" Tsuzuki wailed, hanging off the assistant.
"Tsuzuki-san!," Tatsumi scolded pushing the dog like man off. "Do you even have enough money to get a hotel outside? To eat outside? What do you intend to do, just run out of here and starve?"
"Umm…"
It was at that moment Watari giggled with a triumphant grin, "Hehehe! I'm such a lucky guy!"
"What is it, Watari-san?" Hisoka inquired.
"Haha! I went to the shopping mall the other day, and I did this scratchie thingy and I won a special vacation coupon ticket! I'll use this and go somewhere nice!"
"Perfect!" Tsuzuki yelled, "Let's use Watari's coupon ticket and go out, everyone!"
"HUHHH! W-wait! It's my ticket!"
"Good idea," Tatsumi said.
"It's a GREAT idea, Tsuzuki-san!" Gushoushin said excitedly.
"Wow," Hisoka said amazed, "You actually do come up with intelligent things sometimes."
"You think so? You really think so?," Tsuzuki blushed, "Hehe! Hisoka gave me a compliment!"
"But it's my coupon ticket! You mean you're all gonna use my coupon ticket?," Watari complained backing into a corner as the others closed in on him.
"Absolutely," Tatsumi said venomously.
Watari was almost crying now, "you're so cruel!" He cried but nodded in agreement under Tatsumi stare.
Chief Konoe laughed behind his desk at his subordinate's trouble, "Hahaha. Poor Watari."
"Okay, let's decide where we're going to go," Gushoushin suggested, "There's only three days vacation. If we don't hurry and decide, it's going to be over!"
"Exactly!" Tsuzuki cried out, "Gushoushin use your computer to search for a great vacation spot!"
"Uhhhrgh! I'm not supposed to use this computer for recreational purposes, you know!" Tsuzuki looked up at him with puppy dog eyes and a perfect pout. "Fine I can make an exception just this once." He grumbled pressing booting up his laptop.
"Can everyone tell me what sort of place they want to go to? I'll just enter the data in and let the computer search for the best spot to suit your requirements. Anything in particular you want? Anyone?"
"MEEEE!," Tsuzuki yelled bouncing up and down his hand in the air, "I wanna go somewhere I can eat heaps and sleep heaps and be lazy all day!"
"I don't really mind as long as there's not many people around. I'd like it if it was a nice quiet place," Hisoka said.
"I need to get some exercise! I haven't gotten a lot of exercise lately…" Watari mentioned.
"That's 'cause you're always in your lab doing weird experiments," said Tsuzuki teasingly.
"Yup. I discovered this new super-medicine yesterday! How'd you like to be my guinea pig?"
"NO THANK YOU!"
"Hmm," Tatsumi pondered, "I'd like somewhere quiet where I can read. And great scenery of course, and a nice cool place to get away from the boiling summer. Hmmm, and I'd prefer a forest-lodge sort of place rather than a hotel, so we can relax more. Well, that's what I'd like."
"Okay, I'll just enter the data and…done, but I'd be surprised if theres a place meeting al of your requirements though."
"Tatsumi's asking the most."
"Yeah, He's asking a lot & very precisely in detail. How frugal." Tsuzuki and Watari whispered like old women.
"Well I think it's better to be precise so it will be easier for Gushoushin to find a place!"
"Ooh! Look! The information is coming out!"
"Oh let me see," Tsuzuki shouted snatching the computer from the floating bird. "Awww. None of them seem good…Ooh! How about this one!"
"Which one? Let's see... The "Miyama Family Lodge"?"
"Yeah!"
"A beautiful lodge located next to a lake. Tennis courts and Hiking courses are near. Hot springs to heal your body."
"Sounds great!"
"But do you think we'd be able to get a reservation this late? I mean, we'll be there tomorrow."
"Wait a second…" Gushousin said typing, "it's alright! We got a reservation!"
"Yaay! That's great! I can be lazy all day! Yaaay!" Tsuzuki rejoiced halfway out the door, "Well, Chief, we'd better get going now!"
"Wait, Tsuzuki!" Konoe hollered.
"Not again… So, what do you want this time for your souvenir?"
"Hot spring dumplings of course!"
"Yes, yes... As you wish. Let's go, guys!" They all cheered and rushed out the door ready to started their well earned vacation.
"Hmmm. Special a vacation…" Konoe sighed, "It's good to be young, isn't it? I wish I could go…"
hope you all enjoyed the first segment their should be around ten more with one being all yaoi smut :D
