The Insanity of.......

AMERICANS, HOGWARTS AND A BASEBALL OBSESSION.

OUR NOTE: This is a brand new series, we're writing, called the insanity of.... I hope you like it. The hp cast will be playing themselves in the movie.Blackfoot: Forget the disclaimer, I am the Queen! Yehhh- Haw!!! : Starts singing Space Cowboys and walks off.: Talons and Rapsidy: Okayyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Blackfoot: Okay people, look alive here! I am standing in for Columbus. In short....

Harry : Too late.

Blackfoot: Shut it Potter! I AM the director!

All: Ooooooh great.

Blackfoot: I know, now be good and go to your places.

Snape: : Rolls eyes: Americans.

Blackfoot: I heard that Sev! Well we Muggle yanks learned a few things about your kind.

Snape: : Shocked: Y- you did?

Blackfoot: Yup.

Snape: Like?

Blackfoot: This: Wacks him with a baseball bat: Long live the Mariners!!! Sorry showing spirit for the state back home.

Quirrel: :Grabs and unconchus Snape over to his spot, next to him, and tries to kill him.: Quit interfering with Voldemoert's plans!

Blackfoot: Duty calls. Quirrel, you don't want to kill Sev. You can kill him in the seventh movies OK? : Points magical zebra pen at him.: Which I hope I don't have to driect.

Rapsidy: : Stage Manger: Blackie why do you always call Snape Sev?

Blackfoot: Why would you care?

Talons: : Camera girl: ' Cause he's her boyfriend.

Blackfoot: HE IS NOT!!!!!!!!!

Rapsidy: Lair!

Blackfoot: Okay Now that I'm on my last nerve, let's get this movie going. Sev wake up. ( Kicks Snape in the leg.)

Snape: Ow! I'm going, I'm going!

Blackfoot: Okay people places!

All: We are in our places!

Blackfoot: :Sheepish grin: Oh. Ready annnnnnnnnnd action.

Mcgonagall: Transfiguration is some of the most complex and dangerous magic you will learn at Hogwarts. Anyone messing around in my class will come back then leave... Oh, whoops I'm not supposed to say that am I? Sorry Sorry!: Cracks up laughing.:

Blackfoot: CUT! : Starts hypervenaling:

Talons: Take it easy there, Speilburg.

Blackfoot: :Calms down: Okay Next sence! : Puts on mariners hat.:

Snape: Ummm..... what's my line??

Blackfoot: Look it up yourself Sev!!: Throws a copy of HP #1 at him.:

Snape: Aha! Found it! : Voice changes to announcer's guys's form baseball games: And it's two to 1 in the Mariner's against the Yankees....

TO BE CONTINUED