This an oneshot story by none other than me about Harry. Harry has had something happen to his brain and he sometimes goes loopy

Disclaimer I am not JK Rowling if I were I would be publishing Harry Potter humour stories

"Hehehe I see a dddddddddrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaggggggggooooooooonnnnnnnn he ha hehe eat a dragon poke a dragoon ye ha he," shouted Harry crazily as he ran around Hogwarts

"It's a big mean thing poke the big mean thing," said Harry as he poked Hagrid and then suddenly crack Voldemort appeared

"Ooooohhhh poke his nose poke poke poke he ha he I squashed his nose," said Harry as he poked Voldemorts nose

"Now little boy if you want cool things to happen pull out your want and say adavara kedavar okay good bye," said Voldemort before he apparated away

"hehahe adavara kedavar, adavara kedavar, adavara kedavar," said Harry as he spun round he hit Snape, Draco Malfoy and Lucius Malfoy

"Ya he ha hade ha do ha de ha do adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar adavara kedavar," Harry started shouting he even managed to kill the gargole

"I want COOKIE GIVE ME COOKIE," shouted Harry as someone ran over and gave Harry a bowl of cookies

"Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie choc chip Cookie. Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie choc chip Cookie." Sang Harry as he ate

"Oh chocolate, chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate white chocolate. chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate white chocolate," Harry as he went crazy and walked out of Hogwarts castle

"Hmmm I liked that place he ha accio Hogwarts," shouted Harry as Hogwarts squashed him

Did you like it if you did I might not make a oneshot if I get enough reviews R&R all reviews welcome