''What are we watching?'' Regina pressed the little button on the remote control and snuggled up into Killian, his arm wrapping around her.
''Just a film''
''What the bloody hell is a film?'' She looked up at his face to see him frowning at the TV.
''A film is..like a fairytale. Instead its not in a book, its on this shiny disc. And the characters move around''

She watched his eyes flick back and forth from her and then back to the screen. His eyes stayed on the TV for longer as a castle appeared onto the screen, with a bright blue background, ''So what is this so called 'film' we are going to watch my Queen?''
''Peter Pan''
''What?'' She pulled away from him slightly as she tried not to laugh.
''I wanted you to see how they thought you looked. Killian, its so terrible!''

He frowned at her for a bit and then raised his eyebrow, ''Is it really that bad luv'?''
''Its really that bad. The hat...the curls - just everything. I watched this with Henry when he was younger, of course I never knew Pan back then. So I just thought he was this innocent little boy, which I, of course know now, that he is very far from being 'innocent'. And of course, we had met before, so when I was watching this I saw the way they portrayed you and it was just terrible. I had to make you watch it!''

They both turned their heads back to the TV as the film started, ''And the way you lose your hand, it's not by Rumple. Its by an actual crocodile''.
''Why would a crocodile want my hand?'' Regina kept herself quiet as she held his hand, playing with his fingers as they watched the film together.

She gazed back up at him as the part was coming up to where they first introduce Captain Hook into the film, she'd seen it that many times over the years of Henry growing up, she'd memorised every single scene and almost knew it word-for-word, ''Okay...here it comes!''

She watched his face scrunch up in disgust, ''So many curls...bloody hell what is that hat?!''
She sat up straight and laughed so loud it sort of echoed around the room, ''We should get you one for Halloween!''
''I'm not even going to ask what that is...or what those shoes are! Oh luv, turn it off!''
''No, its funny. But oddly cute, you should grow your hair out''.
She only laughed harder as he turned to give her another look of disgust, ''You should watch the ones were its real people acting as you, it gets even worse''
''How can it get more worse than this, my luv?''
She placed her hand onto his, ''Trust me Killian, it does.''

''We wont be watching those then. Is there a film about you?''
''There's a film about all of us. I'm pretty awesome in 'Snow White and The Severn Dwarfs', though when I 'change' into an old woman, I didn't look THAT bad.''

She blushed slightly as he did his famous smirk and eyebrow raise towards her, ''You was an old woman?''
''Something to do with Jefferson. I wanted him to work with me. Doesn't really matter. But yes, I was an old woman for the maximum of 5 minutes and I wasn't 'old' when I gave Snow that apple.''

She shrugged and smiled as Killian lifted his arm for her to cuddle back into him, ''We'll have to watch that one after this...hideous version of me and Pan get off that little box''
''Its called a television, Killian and we'll watch that after...only if you grow your hair out like that''

She felt his eyes on her as she concentrated on the film, ''My silly Queen''
She smiled to herself, ''My Pirate''