"She should be here any moment!" Dr. Drakken paced along the rug of his evil lair. One of many evil lairs that he had, actually. Often they get 'sploded, so naturally many are needed. "I've got her this time Shego, I really have!" Shego nodded quietly, listening to music in the corner, not really paying attention. "Yes...once she bursts in through that sunroof, evades the laser beams, avoids my mutant bees, and then swims out of the shark pool...I'LL SHOOT HER WITH THIS HANDGUN! And victory will be MIIIINE!" He laughed wickedly as he caressed his new weapon, the simplest of all.

Shego instantly removed her headphones when she heard the word handgun. "Whoa whoa whoa, you're going to shoot a teen...with a gun?"

"Yessss...why? I'm evil, I can shoot people if I want to! Watch! Minion number 742, get in here!" Drakken hid the gun as a nameless henchman walked in and saluted, and then promptly shot him. "SEE!"

"You know...I like this new eviler you, finally you grew a pair!" Shego patted him on the back and then quickly frowned. "Only one problem."

She pointed behind Drakken, and there stood Kim Possible.

"WHAT? But...how...I..." Drakken spun around and waved the gun in Shego's face. "SHEGOOOO! You distracted me! That's it! I'm popping a cap in everyone's ass, let's do it! Starting with you, Miss Poss—where'd you go?" Upon turning around, he noticed Kim was gone, but there was a nice blood red color in the shark ta—ohhh...poor Ron.

Drakken and Shego looked around, until Kim jumped from above and took them both out single-handedly.

And then Iron Man flew in. "I am Iron Man, and if anyone is going to pop a cap in someone's ass, it's going to be me." He blasted Kim through a wall and then tossed Shego in that direction. He grabbed Drakken by the color and held the repulsor ray to his face. "Any last words, blue boy?"

"No please, don't kill me, I've got so many plans left to do! I haven't even taken over the world yet, please!"

Iron Man lowered his hand. "...That voice...sounds so familiar..."

FLASHBACK!

"HELL YEAH I DO!" Bender opened up his chest to reveal a full stock of liquor.

END FLASHBACK!

Iron Man and Drakken stared at each other for a minute or two, before a decision was made. "Oh well, not like I give a shit." He tossed Drakken into the shark pool and flew away.