A/N: This is an idea borrowed from The X-Filer so its down to her that this came about :). Hmmm…. Don't know how good it will be but it's worth the try because it looks like fun :P Let me know what you think and if you want more :)
Mulder: Scully, where'd the water cooler go?
Scully: It's broken Mulder.
Pause
Mulder: You mean it's ill?
Scully: No Mulder it's broken.
Mulder: Where is it?
Scully: It's gone Mulder.
Mulder: Why'd it go?
Scully: Because it's broken Mulder.
Pause
Mulder: Can I see it?
Scully: No Mulder.
Mulder: Why? *looks hurt*
Scully: Because I don't know where it is Mulder.
Pause
Mulder: Scully….
Scully: Yes Mulder?
Pause
Mulder: Has it gone to heaven?
Scully: Yes Mulder, it's gone to heaven.
Pause
Mulder: Did you know my alien died?
Scully: Oh no Mulder! Really?
Mulder: Yeah…. I put it in my freezer.
Scully: You did what?
Pause
Mulder: I have a plant Scully.
Scully: No! Really?
Mulder: *looks pleased with himself* Yeah!
Pause
Scully's stomach rumbles
Mulder: AAAAH!! A monster!!
Scully: Ugh…. I'm going home.
Mulder: Don't let the monster get you!
Silence
Mulder: Scully? Scuuuully? Damnit. The monster got her.
Pause
Mulder: Alright Steve? *Talks to potted plant* Know anything about science?
