A/N: This is an idea borrowed from The X-Filer so its down to her that this came about :). Hmmm…. Don't know how good it will be but it's worth the try because it looks like fun :P Let me know what you think and if you want more :)

Mulder: Scully, where'd the water cooler go?

Scully: It's broken Mulder.

Pause

Mulder: You mean it's ill?

Scully: No Mulder it's broken.

Mulder: Where is it?

Scully: It's gone Mulder.

Mulder: Why'd it go?

Scully: Because it's broken Mulder.

Pause

Mulder: Can I see it?

Scully: No Mulder.

Mulder: Why? *looks hurt*

Scully: Because I don't know where it is Mulder.

Pause

Mulder: Scully….

Scully: Yes Mulder?

Pause

Mulder: Has it gone to heaven?

Scully: Yes Mulder, it's gone to heaven.

Pause

Mulder: Did you know my alien died?

Scully: Oh no Mulder! Really?

Mulder: Yeah…. I put it in my freezer.

Scully: You did what?

Pause

Mulder: I have a plant Scully.

Scully: No! Really?

Mulder: *looks pleased with himself* Yeah!

Pause

Scully's stomach rumbles

Mulder: AAAAH!! A monster!!

Scully: Ugh…. I'm going home.

Mulder: Don't let the monster get you!

Silence

Mulder: Scully? Scuuuully? Damnit. The monster got her.

Pause

Mulder: Alright Steve? *Talks to potted plant* Know anything about science?