Code Geass: The Drunken black knight

Location: Chinese Consulate

"Now black knights let us celebrate our victory over your Britannian oppressors", Said zero.

"I can toast to that said", Shinichiro Tamaki.

Kaname Ohgi said, "did you bring it"?

You bet I did so Tamaki pulled out a bottle of whiskey.

A new appointed black knight said "you brought whiskey you know Zero doesn't allow stuff like that".

Hey come on Keiko it's a party live a little.

You're right one drink can't hurt me.

Several minuets and several drinks later!

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Again I just want to say how impress I am with you all and how hard you work.

Yea go zero you are the man said loudly by Keiko.

In fact I want to say a few words about you. Keiko stumbled get up and said "Zero man you are so great that if I were gay I would repeatedly make love to you". Oh god I think I vomited in my mouth.

Zero quietly back away from Keiko feeling very uncomfortable

C.C. appeared and said, "Look just step away from zero and sit down NOW".

Who do you think you are talking to you green-haired slut. Just because you supposedly gave Zero his geass and blowjobs in the back of the bathroom does not give you the right to talk to me like that.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Said Zero

Don't act clueless you Britannian bastard. Because I know everything about you Zero or should I say Lelouch VI Britannia.

Like you claim you are doing all this to help your big eyed sister who by the way has boobs as flat as an old day soda. Trust me I KNOW.

Then Lelouch snapped, took off his mask, and finally hit Keiko across the face.

Before Keiko went down he said "Kallen can I have your number girl" then he pass out and gave a loud fart.

With everyone surprise at Lelouch used his geass and said, "I want everyone to forget this moment", and fled from the room.

Kallen looked on he ground and notice an empty whiskey bottle and said damn it Tamaki.