Lets Players of Youtube
Part 1
By: PS2Gator
It was a hot Saturday morning; I went to my pc and went directly to YouTube. I clicked on my subscription box and selected a new video by TheBasterdBrothers. It was as humorous as always, with PhantomSavage, the lovable asshole, and KZX, The witty yet stubborn Jackass. I then went to Starbucks, where this one fine lady greeted me. She was a gentle woman with the voice of a kitten and the appearance of an anime school girl. I asked her for her name. She replied in saying "Well you can call me Skye, that's what my friends on the internet call me." Just then the doors flew wide open and a mysterious character walked into the coffee shop.
He wore a sleek black shirt, one like a gangster, with a fedora and pants to match. And he also wore a red as blood tie and dark and sinister sunglasses. He walked with a bit of a sinister attitude. He then came straight up to me, and with an intimidating yet familiar voice said, "Hey, what's the deal? You think you can talk with her? She's way out of your league." He then pushed me aside and laughed a wicked laugh. It then struck me, but it couldn't be him, or could it? I shook my head in disbelief, bought a cup of Joe and left the store with an odd feeling.
Just when I set foot outside there was a Mexican man on a donkey right in front of me. His face looked like that of an ass. He then spoke to me. "Hey, have you seen a big guy with a dark suit, fedora, red tie and sunglasses?" I was a little mesmerized, but I replied yes and pointed to the Starbucks. He tipped his sombrero gratifyingly and stepped into the shop. This eccentric bunch was odd yet so familiar.
I couldn't shake the feeling any longer, it must have been them. But I had to make sure. So I went to my pc yet again and checked twitter. I was right; it said that CanisSkye, KZX, and PhantomSavage were at Starbucks. I had a mixed feeling of surprise and disappointment. I needed to find them again; I wanted to get to know them better. I went back to Starbucks, bringing a camera and a notepad.
I asked the counter person if he'd seen the group of Let's Players today. He then with a light smile said "oh I know those guys; I talk with them over the internet. So are you going to get anything?" I decided I could ask him questions if I got something. So I asked for a special blend of #107. I then asked about Phantom, KZ, and Skye. He told me as much of their back stories as he knew. It was 1 minute to closing time when he finished. "Well I better get home; I got to do a new episode of my Minecraft Zelda LP." I then thanked him and took a glance at his name tag, Justin is what was written.
That name was such a familiar name, but I soon forgot it and went home. I knew more about them, but I just wanted to meet them, just one more time. I spent all night looking at that one twitter page to see if any of them would go anywhere. Then it popped up. Skye tweeted she was going to go to a Starbucks right at that moment. So I rushed for my coat, pen and notepad and scurried to Starbucks. And there she was, along with Phantom and KZX.
Phantom seemed to be annoying KZX as always. I walked up to them but as soon as I was a foot away from them Phantom brought out a chainsaw, a centimeter away from my face. He then said in a grim tone, "Hey, were busy here. So kindly step out of the way, or I will have to make a mess on this fine establishment." I was very frightened, but I managed to step back 5 feet. I didn't know if I would live or die at that moment. It is true what Justin said, Phantom certainly was a psychopath.
To Be Continued…..
