I know how to fuck!

Chapter 1

"Hey! Kouga did you hear? Kagome-san is back! Can you believe it?" Ginta looked at Kouga thinking about the encounters with the human miko who Kouga had love.

Hakkaku grinned, "One of our wolves spotted her in the village! Oh, can we see her again? Please? We haven't seen her in years!"

Ayame looked at her husband expecting a reaction, surprised about hearing that Kagome was back. She couldn't help but feel a little jealous remembering the time when Kouga was so infatuated in the human girl, but that was over two years ago, surely any romantic feelings Kouga had had for her had faded away, right? Pushing thought away, she decided it could be good to see Kagome again. She felt like they could become very good friends dispite the past love complication and the similarities with their names.

Ayame turned to Kouga,"Yeah can we go visit her? Wouldn't it be nice to see Kagome-chan again?"

"Yeah, please Kouga?" Ginta and Hakkaku looked at their leader hopefully.

Kouga regarded Ayame with surprise. He believed that Ayame held a strong dislike for Kagome and had constently fought with her over himself. He felt like her should be a little suspicious of Ayame for having this change in heart but it's been three years, he reasoned with himself. No need to get worked up over something so idiotic. He was just as surprised to hear the Kagome had returned, knowing she dissapered almost three years ago. He recalled the times when he loved the pretty human, his feelings so strong. Kouga was in love with her, so sure that he was the better pick over that mutt-face but his love got rejected everytime and it was clear that she loved the hanyou. Over the time when she was gone, those feelings for Kagome were burried away in his aching heart to be covered with new feelings for Ayame. Fondness was created for her and that companionship, after all these years may have developped into love. Kouga grumbled a bit, unsure of how to progress his relationship further with the female wolf youkai. Mabye seeing mutt-face and Kagome again wouldn't hurt and mabye he'll finally get to sort everything out with his mate. Or he'll regret everything that would happen.

"Alright, alright. I guess it wouldn't hurt to see her again. No doubt she'll be with that mutt-face though."


It took the four demon 2 days to travel from the moutains they were staying in to the human village where Inuyasha's group lives.

"Keh, you two are taking forever. It would have taken only 1 day if you guys weren't taking so much breaks," Kouga frowned at Ginta and Hakkaku, "you weaklings. Even Ayame isn't breaking a sweat."

What's that supposed to mean, Ayame thought.

"We're sorry, but you and Ayame-sama are so fast," Hakkaku panted.

"Please, I'm not even using my normal speed," remarked Kouga, displeased with his wolf companions.

"Come on, the village should be close. You guys can make it,"Ayame encouraged them. She had also gotten quite anxious about seeing Kagome again. What if Kouga decided to leave her again for the pretty miko? It's very possible since she and Kouga aren't in a serious relationship. Ayame frowned, no, she trusts Kouga, he is her mate and mates are mates for life, but they did become mates only a year ago and she and Kouga definetly have not been doing anything a couple would...usually do and definitely not as intimate like most romantic couples. Kouga wouldn't leave her right? It's not like he would break tradition for a human girl...but than again, he was willing to take Kagome as his bride...

Ayame quickened her pace a bit while bitting her lower lip nervously. Get it together girl, Ayame thought, Kouga is loyal to the wolf tribe, to me. He won't leave, I trust him as much as I love him.

Kouga glanced at the female wolf yokai chewing her bottom lip, noting that she does when she feels nervous. He speed up his pace a little bit to match hers, also moving further from their already lagging companians.

"Ayame, is something bothering you?" asked Kouga. Ayame turned to Kouga, an alarmed expression almost forming on her face. She racked her brain for a quick and hopefully believeable lie.

"Huh? Oh nothing, just...thinking about, ya know, dinner! Think they'll have bear meat?" exclamied Ayame.

Kouga looked at her seeing right through her lie.

"Keh, mabye."


Half an hour later and Ayame and Kouga arrived at the village before Ginta and Hakkau, where many villagers were taking care of crops and washing, drying laundry. Everything in the village seemed extremely peaceful and calm. Especially after the defeat of Naraku awhile back. As they slowed down to a walk, the two paused to a halt when they heard some familier voices in the distant and as Hakkaku and Ginta came running out of the forest, panting and huffing.

"Keh, you perverted monk. How much more rice are you going to ask each village go to for?"

"Why, Inuyasha, I have family of four, five including myself to think about you know. It's important to make sure my children get enough nutrients in their growing bodies. You'll understand someday."

"S-shut up! I know that but seriously! Six bags are too much! Plus you're getting me to carry most if them you-Kouga?" Inuyasha spotted the wolf and his companions in front of him and Miroku up ahead the path towards their village.

"Keh! What the hell are you doing here you stupid wolf!" Inuyasha stomped up to him with a scowl on his face, forgeting the bags of rice on his shoulders. "Yer not here to take Kagome are ya!? If you lay a single finger on her I'm gonna-"

"Relax you mangy dog, I heard that Kagome came back and we decided to pay you guys a visit. I don't know if it was worth it to see your ugly face again though, mutt."

"Why I'm gonna!-"

"Inuyasha, watch the rice. Fight later, by the way, nice to see you guys again. Ayame! Looking beatiful as ever I see," commented Miroku.

Ayame flushed at the comment as Kouga frowned at the monk.

Miroku smiled and continued to push Inuyasha towards the village and told the wolf yokais, "Feel free to stay as long as you want."

When they all reached Miroku's hut, they found Sango, Shippo and Kagome playing with Miroku and Sango's three children outside. Inuyasha went foward to dump the sacks of rice by the door and procceded to grumble about the presence of Kouga while walking over to his wife. Kagome noticed the four wolf youkai and greeted them, surprised but happy.

"Kouga, Ayame, Hakkaku, Ginta! It's been a long time! It's so nice to see you guys, you should come by more often. So how are things?"

"Everythings fine with the wolf tribes, and Kagome you still look as prettynas you were back then," Kouga commented and grabbed Kagome's hands which received a growl from both Ayame and Inuyasha.

"Yeah, our wolf tribe and Ayame-sama's tribe have gotten along really well!" Ginta explained cheerfully.

"Yep, ever since Kouga and Ayame-sama got married and became mates! Our two tribes finally joined!" added Hakkaku.

Taking in the new information, everyone started to congratulate the wolf couple except Inuyasha of course.

"Wow, Ayame! You and I have got to catch up!" Sango and Kagome looked at Ayame with bright smiles and Ayame shyly offered one as well on her flushed face.

"Aww, look, poor girl is still embarresed about being married. Don't worry, you'll get used to it."

"Ahaha, thanks? Um! Sango-chan, are all those yours?" Ayame pointed to Sango's children who were still playing with Shippo. Sango smiled as she watched her children with affection that a mother would have and nodded towards Ayame. Ayame was happy for Sango but she couldn't help but wonder what it would be like if she had little wolf demons herself, to feel like a mother. And to have them with Kouga...


Later during the day when the sun dipped down into the fields, all of the couples including Ginta, Hakkaku, Shippo, their furry friend Kirara and the three children were sitting outside of Inuyasha's and Kagome's small hut around a blazing fire eating the dinner (not demon bear meat) they had catched earlier and some vegetables and fruits pickled fresh and ripe from the farm. The girls sat a distence away from the males of their group and continued chatting with each other and feeling really relaxed just being among friends, including the wolf demons while promptly ignoring or not paying attention to the others. Like wise, the boys were also doing the same, leaving Shippo to watch the children again.

"So Kouga, how has it been with Ayame-san? Have you been doing it much?" Miroku casually asked the male wolf who started to flush.

"Keh, you leech. Why would you need to know?"spat Kouga, still tinted pink. "We are doing fine."

"Hah! You two haven't been doing anything together! Man, your missing out on a lot of good things wolf boy," Inuyasha grinned smugly at Kouga knowing full well that he hadn't been engaging in any sexually activites with his mate. Hearing the truth, Kouga tried to growl at the hanyou but was unsuccessful due to his very red face. Miroku looked at the flustered yokai thoughtfully, nodding to his quite troubling situation.

"What are you staring at me for monk?" Snapped Kouga.

"Well, may I ask about your relationships with Ayame-san? She still loves you very much right? Do you love her back? Do you think your lacking sexually activites because of the lack of affection you're showing? I, being extremely experienced with women, know some very good techniques that would have your dear Ayame under you in a second. Now first you should always start with-"

"Yes, and yes and yes and shut up! I don't give a dog's shit about your 'techniques', I know perfectly well how to fuck!" Kouga glanced at the girls, mainly Ayame to see if they had heard anything they were talking about. Too his relief, they seemed to be very occipied with another and they didn't even turn around.

"Alright, than prove it! I bet you dinner tommorrow that you still won't be able to do it with your mate. When you don't, you will have to catch dinner!" declared Inuyasha. Kouga glanced at him and smirked.

"You know what mutt-face? I was going to do it anyway, having you catch dinner would just be a plus."

Inuyasha quickly stood up followed by Kouga and they glared at each other with flames erupting in thier eyes, neither backing down. They started to fling insults and names at each other and growled while doing it. Eventually the girls faced the bickering pair and groaned at their childish banter. Miroku just sighed and turned to Ginta and Hakkaku who had been listening to their whole conversations.

"So, how are your love lives going?" Hakkaku and Ginta squinted at him, bewildered.


So sorry for grammar and spelling snd shit, suck at thst stuff and hey, just fer fun right? There will be lemon, smut watever u wanna call It next so will be bumped up to rated M anf yeah...dats it and tanks fer readimg..