Annabeth stared at the annoying boy standing next to her in line at the grocery store.
"Heyyy," he said in a long southern drawl. "Will you marry me?"
"Of course I will," she replied. "I know I just met you and all, but we're obviously soulmates."
Suddenly, a boy with black hair and green eyes appeared next to her, riding Pinkie Pie.
"NO!" he cried. "That's not fair! I WAS GONNA MARRY HER!"
"Well, too bad." the annoying boy cried. He grabbed Annabeth- and a jar of nutella. "Come, my love! We can ride into the sunset while eating toast with healthy spread made from hazelnut and cocoa beans!"
Annabeth handed that annoying boy, who had also grabbed a Darth Vader mask, and was now wearing it, a snickers bar.
"Here," she told him. "You're not yourself when you're hungry."
Suddenly, the annoying boy began to cry, and put his head on Pinkie Pie. "I miss my chicken named Chicken Nugget!"
