Littlest Pet Shop - My Way!
Okay so I'm doing a thing. And that thing is- Completely rewriting LPS in my own twisted image! :D
The pairings for My Way are: Blythe/Zoe, Sunil/Vinnie, Pepper/Penny, and Russell/Shahrukh! There may also be some Josh/Jasper and Sue/Youngmee. And no I do not care what you think. Hmph.
In addition, I know this may already be obvious, this fanfic acts as if every episode after the first one (or first two if you wanna be technical) NEVER. HAPPENED. Okay? Anything that may have happened? Pretend it didn't.
Also, I may write little ficlets on the side in the My Way universe. Each of those will have 'CPG!verse' in the summary. So... Yeah.
Okay so basically instead of rewriting current episodes, while I AM doing that, I'm going to start out by making up my own. :) If I really like a particular canon episode then I'll rewrite it to fit this universe and I'll put it in!
ALSO I AM PUTTING ME, MY IRL FRIEND AND MY OTHER ONLINE FRIEND INTO THIS STORY. NO I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHO IS WHO. YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF OKAY.
I do not own LPS, just my twisted visions for the rewrite!
Episode Rewrite One: The Twisted Legend Part One
Blythe Baxter sat at the lunch table, waiting for her friends to come and sit with her. She was currently having a mental war.
You see, Blythe can understand animals. She's made some wonderful friends due to this, but her human friends didn't even realize! But she was guilty. She didn't like keeping secrets, so she considered telling them.
Thing was, she would probably sound crazy.
But maybe they'd think it was a joke? Maybe it could be like a running gag?
The mental war continued until her friends, Sue, Youngmee and Jasper came over and sat down. When they began discussing how Blythe looked so nervous, she decided, joke or not, she had to tell them.
"Guys? Can you come to the pet shop after school? I have to tell you something" she said. Her friends looked concerned but agreed nonetheless.
Three girls walked into Littlest Pet Shop.
One was holding a clipboard and pen. She had blonde hair and brown eyes, and was wearing a brown business suit with a skirt. She looked like she was 15, maybe 16.
Another was holding a tape measurer. She had black hair and green eyes, and was wearing a grey business suit with pants. She seemed to be 14 or 15.
The last one had a large book tucked under her arm. She had red hair and black eyes, and was wearing a black business suit with a skirt. She looked like the youngest, appearing to be 12 or 13.
"Hello there girls! What can I do for you?" Mrs. Twombly asked, appearing unfazed by the fact that teen girls were wearing suits. The oldest- The one with the clipboard, spoke.
"Hello Ma'am. I have a pet... Um, shihtzu at home. He requires certain ammenities- He's very spoiled- and I was hoping I could take a look at your daycamp facilities?" she said, sounding very proffesional for her age. This time, Mrs. Twombly acknowledged the strangeness.
"Um, sure..." she said nervously, and before she could say anything more the three girls rushed into the daycamp, startling all the pets.
Instead of 'examining the amenities' as they said they would, they rushed to the dumbwaiter. The girl with the tape measurer started to measure the edges, while the one with the clipboard recorded all of the measurements. Once they were done, the one with the book took the measurements and compared them to something in the book.
"Russell? What are they doing?" Penny asked. Russell stared blankly at the girls, but sighed and turned to the pets.
"I honestly have no idea"
The pets turned to watch the mysterious girls, trying to get some sort of clue as to what they were doing.
"Well Violet, just because the measurements match, that doesn't mean this is the dumbwaiter from the legends" the girl with the clipboard said to the one with the tape measurer. Violet frowned.
"Well it's not like it's been used. We can't test it. The best we have is Madelyn's theory" she said disappointedly. The girl with the book- Presumably Madelyn- frowned as well.
"If it's worn off by now, as it has in the theory, then our only hope would be to track down another sorcerer of Nyash's calibur- Something that will be almost impossible in this era... Tania, what do you think?" she asked, looking at the one with the clipboard. Tania frowned, staring at the measurements on the clipboard.
"I don't know. Check the inside of the dumbwaiter. If it's been used recently then it should be clean" she said after a moment.
Before Violet and Madelyn could open up the dumbwaiter, Blythe and her friends walked in. The girls looked up, their faces looking like three deer caught in headlights.
"Um... Hi?" Blythe greeted, albeit a bit hesitantly. Russell tugged on her pant leg. She knelt down, and, seeing as she'd be telling her friends about her little 'gift' anyway. asked him what was wrong.
"Blythe, those girls are weird. They're talking about measurements and legends and theories and some guy named Nyash" he said. The three girls stared at Blythe, though she took no notice.
"Well, maybe they have a good explaination" Blythe replied. Sue tapped on Blythe's shoulder.
"Uh, Blythe? Did you just talk to the hedgehog?"
"Actually, yes. I did. I can understand animals" Blythe responded, nervously yet confidently all at the same time. Her friends stared blankly at her, but before they could say anything, Tania butted in.
"Excuse me? Did you just say that you can understand animals?"
"Yes" Blythe replied. Madelyn then asked,
"And have you used this dumbwaiter?"
"Um, yes..."
"And could you understand animals before you used the dumbwaiter for the first time?" Violet asked.
"N-no..." Blythe was starting to get a bit uncomfortable. The girls looked at each other, then back at Blythe and her friends.
"You guys, pet or otherwise, may need to sit down for this" Madelyn said uncertainly.
"What?" Youngmee asked in confusion. Tania gave her a serious look that seemed to convince everyone to sit down.
Violet looked at Tania, seeming to want her to start. And she did.
"Years ago, there was a powerful sorcerer in the world. His name was Nyash. Nyash had a brother, who wasn't as powerful. His name was Keem. Keem was a strange man. His only friend was a dog. Nyash seemed to believe that Keem loved his dog more than a man should, but to be certain, he cast a spell. When Keem entered a dumbwaiter, and came out, he was able to understand not only his dog, but all animals. Nyash explained that this was because the dog was his soulmate. The dog had been given a soul that was supposed to go to a human, but angels sometimes make mistakes with that type of thing. Unfortunately, no one was able to accept this. So, Nyash made a special dust that allowed any animals that were confessed to by their soulmate to become human. Therefore, Keem's dog became human. Nyash was so happy for his brother that he kept the dumbwaiter as it was, and wrote down the recipe for the dust"
Everyone was silent.
"What are you saying?" Blythe asked. Her voice shook, giving away the fear she felt. Madelyn bit her lip and answered,
"Anyone who comes out of this dumbwaiter able to understand animals, their soulmate is an animal"
