The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
From the franchise that has been going on for so long that it's basically the Doctor Who of video games, comes a game that is responsible for more Darwin Awards that firecrackers, trampolines, and roof jumping combined!
Pokemon Go!
After a quarter century of dreaming that Pokemon existed in the real world, jump into the game that boldly went where no game had gone before, by getting its fans to haul ass and actually get out of the house, a well intentioned effort that failed to consider the consequences of exposing a bunch of out of shape, socially deprived nerds to fresh air and live human interaction.
Join one of three teams: Ravenclaw, Slytherin,or Hufflepuff… oh, sorry, I mean Team Mystic, Team Valor, or Team Spark, and experience a combination of the world roaming fun of Pokemon, with the dangers of the real world, in a fascinating case study of what Pokemon would be like in real life.
Travel the unexplored reaches of your backyard, neighborhood, or town, depending on how lazy you are; and fulfill your dreams of catching them all, as you take part in flash mobs, break into restricted areas, and strive to avoid real life hazards like muggings, knifings, and driving to work while trying to catch the Pikachu that randomly appeared in your car.
So set off on an adventure that will provide you with countless hours of fun and entertainment, assuming that you have the mental ability to walk and chew gum at the same time; and provided that you don't live in an suburban deadzone populated exclusively by Rattata, Pidgey and Weedle.
Starring:
That guy who got hit by a car.
That guy who walked off a cliff.
That guy who fell into a lake
That guy who walked into a telephone pole.
That guy who crashed his car into a tree.
That guy who got mugged.
And that 66 year old guy who died of a heart attack after catching a rare Lapras. (It's true)
Pokemon Go Walk Off A Bridge!
You know, some people don't believe in Natural Selection, I present this game as conclusive evidence to the contrary.
