Vegeta, Darien and Joya all hovered below Mariam's bedroom window, the three trying to figure out a way to explain what was going on and who
they were.
"'Yeah, ya see, I'm your kid for a future where you end up marrying that guy you see on your television screen' is not going to work," Joya
concluded.
"Then come up with something that will. Geez, what's the point in even stating what WON'T work when what we're trying to figure out is what
WILL wor--"
"Vegeta calm down and stop yelling, someone might here," Darien broke in. No sooner had he said that then the sound of giggling, teenage
girls flowed through the room and out the window.
"I can't tell which is my mom," Darian complained, "the voices are too different."
"Okay, how are we gonna do this?" a girl's voise came out from the darkness
"I don't know. We can all fit on the bed right?" another voice answered
"I guess." again said another
"We'll have to squeeze slash snuggle together." giggles the last of the 4 girls in the room.
All three kids exchanged confused looks.
"I hear four different voices. There's someone there that isn't one of our moms," Vegeta realized.
"What's that?" the same girls from before were talking.
"My ass, moron. Get off me." one girl screamed.
"I meant this." someone asked.
"THAT'S MY BOOB! Perve." the same girl from before screamed again.
"Who has their leg wrapped around my waist?" Another girl whispered
"Oh that's me, sorry." A girl laughted
"Alayna, is my face in your chest?" One of the girls asked
"I think it is." Alayna replied.
"Casey you're foot's where it should not be." a girl said.
"Really, and where would that be?" Casey asked
"Well, move you're foot UP anymore and I can't have children." Screamed a girl.
"SORRY! Didn't mean to do that Siobhan." Casey said to Siobhan
"What the fuck are they doing?" Vegeta wondered.
"Mariam, you're laying on my foot. Why are you sleeping on the foot of the bed?"
"I thought it'd give you guys more room." Mariam replied
"Get up here." Siobhan growled.
"Mariam, watch you hands!" Casey screatched
"What'd I do?" Mariam asked blinking
"Molested me!" Casey screamed again
"Mariam?"
"What Alayna?"
"POOP!"
"Yes Alayna, poop."
"Poop!"
"ALAYNA," everyone screamed in unison.
"Sorry...can I get a muffin?" Alayna asked.
"No."
"But I'm hungry, you people are tiring me out. I mean, Casey's got her head shove in my boobs, someone has something on my ASS and
what's on my foot?"
"Okay, everyone. Shut up now or I'll start telling you the list of reasons why I wanna screw Vegeta." Casey said.
Everyone screamed "NO!"
Now they look ready to vomit any second. All three where related somehow to the aforementioned person.
"That's it I'm getting a muffin. Casey is drooling on my chest."
"Okay, don't be gone long," someone said in a I-love-you-and-want-you-bad-when-you-get-back voice.
"Not in the bed with all of us Casey!"
"Oh come on Siobhan, you know you want it too."
"Casey, what are you doing to my arms."
Everyone starting laughing.
"No I wanna rape MARIAM!"
"What," some movement could be heard.
"Don't run from my love Mariam!"
"Casey stop trying to rape Mariam."
"See Siobhan, told ya you were jealous."
"Of what? Being forced to do sexual deviant things by a perve like you?"
"Who's being force to do sexually deviant thing?"
"Ah, Alayna, have you come to join in the orgy?"
"No, I'll watch though."
"Weren't you getting a muffin?"
"Oh yeah."
The door opened and closed.
"I don't wanna sleep in the same bed as you people."
"I think that's my mom," Joya guessed.
"The only person allowed to rape me or be raped by me is Goten and that's final."
"That's better be my mom," Darien said in shock.
"What do you see in Goten, Vegeta is ten times hotter then that 1/2 breed could ever be."
"And now we know which is my mom."
"Yeah, right. Get a grip Casey, Goten's not some world-domination bent psycho."
"What, when Vegeta's good, he's good; when he's bad, he's even better."
The other two sigh.
"Hey at least I didn't have a mock wedding with a purple teddy bear dressed up like Trunks."
"You preformed the ceremony," Mariam shot back.
"So?"
"Casey, let's not forget you write stories where Goku and Vegeta screw each other up the ass," Siobhan reminded.
"So? They're meant to be together, I swear," Casey defended.
"I know, but do you have to write about it?"
The door opened again.
"I see you remembered the muffin," Mariam observed.
"It's too hot in here," was Alayna's greeting as she went to the window and released a blood-curling scream.
"What's wrong?"
"THERE ARE PEOPLE OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW, FLOOOOOATINNNNNNNG."
"WHAT ARE YOU THROWING AT THEM?"
"TAMPONS, THEY WERE HE FIRST THING I COULD FIND!"
"Stop throwing things at us, we're here to ask for your help," Darien tried to say.
"YEAH RIGHT SCUMBAG!" Alayna screeched, continuing her assault of feminine products.
Vegeta caught one, looked at it and threw it at his attacker.
Alayna blinked hard. "I got hit by a tampon. Casey, remember me as I was, not how I died." She dramatically fell to the floor, muffin still in hand.
The trio climbed into the window, taking care not to step on the floor-ridden Alayna.
"Mo- ah Casey, do you know who we are?"
"Don't kill me," Casey begged.
"I'm not here to kill you, we need your help," Darien restated.
"Help you how?" Siobhan inquired.
"Die!" Alayna screamed like a battle cry as she lunged on Vegeta's back. It didn't have much effect so she just kinda stayed there in shock. "Okay, didn't work. Well, at least I can say I tried to save you people. Hey, you're hot."
Everyone started laughing.
"What's so funny, I have your friend here latched onto my back, and HEY get your hand off my ass."
"Can I keep you?" Alayna asked.
"NO! I don't even know who you are or why your with my mother," Vegeta stopped, dead silence falling over the room.
"Mother?"
"I'm off to get the tampons back," Alayna announced in a sing-song with pride and joy, leaping girlishly out of the room.
"Vegeta, you weren't supposed to say that yet," Darien scolded.
Under the window you could hear Alayna singing to herself happily as she picked up the tampons.
Vegeta, Darien and Joya all looked at the window before Casey but it was Vegeta who talked. "Umm..is she all ways like that?"
"No." Casey answered. "You insulted her I guess"
"Insulted her?!" Vegeta bellowed.
"Yep. You said 'No' to her so that's why she went to get the tampons. It's as simple as that."
The singing stopped as she walked back inside the house and walked up stairs stopping right in from of Vegeta and blinked.
"Yes?" Vegeta asked.
Without saying a thing she threw the tampons in his face walking over and sat down on the bed with Casey, Mariam Siobhan and started up a conversation about cows.
"Yep. The cows are the real reason that I wanted to get a job at that ice cream place."
Casey nodded looking over at Darien, Vegeta and Joya before looking back to Alayna. "Could we maybe talk about this latter? Since..they called us their mothers and all and I just want to know why. But, we can talk about the cows at a later time and or date."
Shrugging, Alayna got under the blankets singing to herself.
"So, you think that I, a 14 year old, am your mother? You look older than me."
"I'm your son from the future actually. The way it was supposed to happen was at 16, you where supposed to be taken with Siobhan and Mariam to another demension where the show you know as DBZ was all real, and the people there needed your help. To make a long story short you guys help save the day, settle down and have kids, us. But this bad guy wanted to get rid of you guys, which he can't do because Guardians are immortle for 1000 years. So he's decided to go back in time and kill you then. So we had to come and either A, protect you or 2, teach you how to fight. Now what we need to do for your own safety is take you bck to our demension,
considering he'll be looking for you here."
"Will there be Goten," Siobhan asked with an almost hungrey look in her eyes.
"Yeah, actually, you're my mom and Goten's my dad," Darian informed her.
"SWEET!"
"Are you my daughter?" Mariam asked.
"Ah ha, and Trunks is my daddy."
Mariam blinked once, then fainted into the arms of her daugher.
"We have to bring Alayna and Kyle," Casey ordered.
"Why?" everyone asked.
"Cause...I said so now fly to Kyle's house."
"Okay then well wake her --"
"Die!" Alayna attempted to attack Vegeta agian. Failed.
"Okay, I'm not flying with her," Vegeta said as he attempted to pry Alayna off him.
"Yes you are," Alayna answered.
"Dad! Grab mom and let's get out of here," Vegeta yelled down as he jumped out the window, Alayna still violently clung to his body.
"Dad? Who are you talk-- AH!" Casey screamed as someone's hand came up and grabbed her arm, dragging her out of the window. Two other hands garbed Mariam and Siobhan, but Casey fainted when she realized just who had grabbed her.

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

The girls insisted upon packing before their departure. Casey slipped in and out of consciousness. Kyle agreed to come after threat of rapeage (hey it worked) and packed her bag. Next was Casey's house. She stealthily entered to code to get into the garage, crept down the stairs and packed her clothes, bringing along a few action figures, tapes, CDs and a notebook she clung to like it was her child.
Alayna's house after that, which ended up in disaster. Alayna tried to bring her every possession and some of other people's.
"Can I bring my CD player?"
"No," Casey answered.
"My bed?"
"N-o-."
"The kitchen sink?"
"Nope."
"My dog?"
"Okay."
"My pictures?"
"Fine."
"One red colored pencil?"
"I'm not gonna stop you."
"Okay, can I bring my brother's shirt?"
"What are you gonna need that for? Do have some intention of cloning him?"
"No, I just like his shirt and it's not like he can go get me and make me give it back. Plus, it acts a revenge for making out with his girlfriend in my room...actually, I don't want my bed."
Casey slapped her forehand.
"Can I bring underwear."
"Bring many."
"Can I bring my swan lamp."
"No."
"Can we go to the store?"
"For what?"
She looked at Vegeta (Casey's son had to escort her in to prevent against faintage) and winked. "I'm gonna need breath mints. And I need new paper, tampon some socks."
"We'll get them when we get there, just bring things you can't buy all over again there," Casey sighed.
"Can I send an e-mail to everyone explaining where I am, or that I'm dead or something," Alayna asked.
"Kyle, Mariam and I left note, just make it quick, I'm gonna go raid you fridge," Casey said excusing herself and leaving.

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

2 hours and 45 minutes later

"How are we going to get there anyway?" Kyle asked as they all sat in the clearing. It was late at night and Alayna was leading the group in a sing-along of "I Know a Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves" while Vegeta got the pleasure of having it sung in his ear off key. His father was flying next to him with his now conscious teenage wife singing along, in key, Siobhan singing it like it was and opera and Mariam cracking up laughing.
"I KNOW A WAY TO DROP YOU IF YOU SING ON MORE LINE OF THAT SONG!" father and son threatened.
Alayna and Casey looked at each other and smiled.
"This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what is ws, and they'll comtinue singing it forever just because this is the song the doesn't end..." they all sang. Kyle and Mariam too.
After singing thought the song at least 26.87 times, the group finally landed.
"Kakarott, we're ready."
Goku stepped out from behind the shadows.
"You smell!," Alayna complained randomly.
Goku began to sniff at his clothes. "I do?"
"Don't listen her Goku," Vegeta suggested. That's one way to tell father and son apart. Vegeta the teenager never used Saiyan names, found them very impersonal.
"What's poking into my back?" Casey asked.
Alayna reached into her pocket. "It's the body of your decapitated Vegeta doll."
"Where is the head?"
"You put it in your bra remember?"
Casey looked down, reach into her shirt and pulled out the matching head to the action figure. "Oh yeah," she remembered, then threw the head back into her brazier.
"O-tearai wa dochira desu ka?" Alayna asked.
"What did she say?" Goku asked Kyle
"She asked where the bathroom was," Kyle explained.
Casey lead Alayna two steps away behind a tree. They had landed in the middle of the forest. "Hai dozo."
"Here you are," Kyle translated before Goku could ask.
"Ie! Kore wa nan desu ka?"
"No! What is this?" Kyle again translated.
"It's a tree Alayna," Casey explained as if Alayna were 4. Alayna growled in responses.
"Well, you all ready to go?" Goku asked.
Siobhan began to snicker, then was joined by Casey after she got why she was snickering. It had always been an inside joke that only Siobhan, Chichi and Videl were allowed to GO.
"What's so funny?" Goten asked, cause the two to snicker more.
"Well, we gotta get going," Trunks stated (more snickering), "So take us home Goku." Now Siobhan and Casey we're full out laughing so much it hurt.
"You two are sick," Kyle insulted. Mariam took some of each of their hair and pulled, causing the laughter to cease.
"Okay, I've peed, we may leave now. not GO, leave," Alayna announced to whoever was in a 100 foot radius.
"Let's leave then," Goku said as everyone joined hands and where teleported away from the wooded area.

TBC