Steven Universe Gets Alex Jones Banned: Revenge of the Fascist

The evil Alex Jones was so vicious and hateful that many good liberal websites like Youtube and Apple banned him off of their websites. This got Alex Jones and his evil conservative cult very angry. "How dare those liberals ban me!?" screamed Alex Jones, "This is just proof the government is controlled by liberals! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "This is an attack on free speech!" screamed one of Alex Jones' minions. "Yes it is!" cackled Alex Jones, "This attack on muh free speech will not be tolerated! I will get my revenge on the leftist media once and for all!"

Alex Jones breathed fire at his door and marched his fat, ugly butt out to cause havoc on the world. "MY FREE SPEECH WILL NOT BE SILENCED!" screamed Alex Jones as he began to hurt innocent liberals and "social justice warriors" on his way to destroy the tech companies that "wrongfully" banned him. The heroic Steven Universe saw all this happening and knew he shouldn't take this conservative nonsense lying down! "HEY!" Steven screamed at Alex Jones, "Free speech does not allow you to harass people and spread misinformation and lies as well as hate speech!" "YES IT DOES YOU LIBERAL FASCIST!" screamed Alex Jones like a monster. "You will pay for what you did to those innocent families who lost their kids in Sandy Hook!" Steven said as he clenched his fists. "Ha!" cackled Alex Jones, "I do not regret doing what I did! Those families deserved to be harassed by my followers for being liberal SJWs who support gun control! How dare they take away our guns!?" "Conservatives like you need to be stopped from ruining peoples' minds with your nonsense and your lies!" screamed Steven Universe.

Steven and Alex Jones ran towards each other to begin battle. Steven used his gem powers to punch Alex Jones in his fat belly, which made Alex Jones fly away like a fat baby and go "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Alex Jones tried to fly back and fight Steven, but the effect of Steven's gem attack was too strong for Alex to fight back. Alex Jones landed onto a brick wall, and fell unconscious. Steven came over to him and said, "Free speech does not mean hate speech!" Steven punched Alex Jones in the face, and Alex Jones cried like a big baby. "NO!" cried Alex Jones, "I will not let you liberals redefines muh free speech! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "Ha ha!" laughed Steven, "This is what conservatives like you deserve!" Steven then used his gem powers to turn Alex Jones into a cookie, and Steven ate it, destroying the evil Alex Jones for good. "Yummy!" said Steven. "No!" said Alex Jones.

Youtube, Apple, and all the other good liberal companies that (rightfully) banned Alex Jones congratulated Steven Universe for defeating Alex Jones and saving the universe from the evils of his conspiracy theory-nonsense. "Steven," said a CEO, "You're bravery in defeating Alex Jones has sent shivers down the necks of the evil conservatives and Trump supporters, you are making the world more liberal again! Good job!" Steven was awarded a medal for his brave contribution to peace and goodwill. "Thank you!" said Steven as he saluted the CEO.