A/N: I have a bunch of little random tidbits of Labyrinth stories floating around on my computer so I decided to make them into a bunch of one-shots. They are all somewhat connected, but that won't matter until the end.

Edit: 2/27/13


Beep beep beep beeeep Crash. Sarah sat up as she threw her alarm clock across the room. It was only her third day at her new job, but she was already sick of it. After graduating high school she got an office job to save up money so she could move out of her parent's house. That job didn't last long. Two weeks after working there she was fired for arriving late one too many times. Now she was currently working at a local restaurant, taking the morning shift, so she could continue saving.

"I sometimes wish I would have just stayed down in the Underground." She told her beloved Lancelot who was lying next to her in bed.

"Do you now?"

Her head snapped up when she heard that. It was a voice she recognized, a slightly irritating yet completely sexy voice that brought back memories.

"Jareth?" She hissed when she looked around her room and found no one.

"Yes my dear?"

"Where are you? What do you want?!" She pulled the blanket up around her neck as she shrunk back into her bed. Today was not starting off very good.

He chuckled, "How long has it been Sarah? Four years? My, that's a very long time. You've grown up to be a very pretty woman."

"Shut up! Go away; my life sucks enough right now."

"But didn't you just wish that you would've stayed down here with me?"

"I said nothing about you." She kicked the blankets off and ran to the bathroom locking the door. She didn't have time to reminisce with the Goblin King. Pulling her shirt off and slipping on her bra, she opened the medicine cabinet, pulled out her toothbrush, and shoved it in her mouth. She screamed as she closed the cabinet. In her bathroom mirror was the wildly attractive pretty boy.

"Miss me?" He taunted her.

"What are you doing you perv?" She threw her toothbrush at him and pulled on a shirt.

"You're the one who left in the middle of our conversation. That was very rude."

"Hoggle!" Sarah yelled into the mirror. A few seconds later Hoggle showed up behind his King.

"Higglepuff, what are you doing here? I instructed you to work on the garden all day."

"It's Hoggle, and what are you doing here?"

"Why, Miss Sarah summoned me."

Sarah scoffed, "I did not. I'm trying to get ready and he pops up out of nowhere! Hoggle please, can you do something about him?"

"I'm...I'm afraid I can't Sarah. He is my King after all."

"Good boy Higgle! Now go and continue your work." Jareth smiled at the goblin. Hoggle sighed and disappeared.

Sarah frowned, "Just get out of my mirror please."

"If that's your wish." She watched as he appeared behind her. She spun around and looked up at him.

"That's not what I meant!"

"Oh Sarah, you are so confusing. Now let us get down to business, shall we?"

She sighed in defeat and sat down on her toilet seat. "I knew you wanted something."

"Why, I don't want anything. You're the one who wished to come back my dear. I know, let's play a game."

"I don't like your games."

"Oh, but you'll like this one. The rules are very simple: you stay down in my kingdom for twenty-one days and not fall in love with me."

"...That's all?"

"Yes, you'll get to see your friends and there may be a party or two you can attend. But, you cannot leave the castle."

"Why not?"

"I want to keep you out of trouble." Sarah rolled her eyes at him. "Also, it makes the game harder for you, but more fun for me."

"Harder? Please, this'll be a piece of cake. What do I get if I win?"

"You'll get to leave."

"That's it? Then what's the point of playing?" Suddenly the bathroom around her changed and she was in front of his castle.

"You'd rather stay down here for all of eternity?"

"What...where am I?" Her mouth hung open as she looked around the area.

"Now, if I win you'll become my queen without a fight. Got it?"

"Did you just kidnap me?" She asked, completely unaware that he just finished explaining.

"Sarah, do pay attention. If by the end of the twenty-one days you do not fall in love with me you are free to go home. But, if you do fall in love then we will marry. And there's no way you can lie about it because once you leave here for the second time, you can never come back."

"Never?"

"We'll unless of course you marry me. Then you'll have free range of both the Underground and Above."

"I don't plan on ever coming back here. Fine, I'll play you stupid little game, but you'd better not whine when you lose."

Jareth just smiled as he showed her inside. "I'll show you where you will be staying." When he pushed open the door Sarah saw a bunch of goblins all over the room with a few chickens here and there. Over in a corner, a group of goblins surrounded one particular chicken.

"Leave the chicken alone!" Jareth said to the group as he led her to the stairs. He turned to look at her. "I do hope you become my Queen, I get tired of having to be their mother." He looked over her head. "Put the chicken down!" He yelled. As he turned back to walk up the stairs he began to rub his temples, "So so tired."

He led her through the maze of staircases to a silver door. On the other side was a golden one. "You will stay here; across from you is my bedroom in case you need me for any reason." He smirked at her as he opened it. Inside was a large bed with red and light gray pillows stacked all over it. Across from her bed was a rather large looking closet full of elegant dresses and outfits.

"So this is where you keep your drag queen clothes?" She said to herself.

"To move around the castle you just wish for whatever room you want and the door should appear to you. Now then, I have things to do so I shall summon Hedgewart and he can keep you entertained."

"It's Hoggle."

"Yes yes, I will see you tomorrow my dear when the game starts." He gave her an evil smile.

"What? Doesn't it start today?"

"No."

"That's not fair! I don't want to stay down here any longer than I have to."

"I thought you grew out of that phrase." He sighed as he disappeared behind a door that magically popped up.

"Sarah, what did you get yourself into this time?" Hoggle sighed as he came walking down a staircase towards her.

"I don't even know." She glared at the spot where Jareth's door had appeared.