Bologna

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"Myyyyy bologna has a first name, it's S-I-R-I-U-S, my bologna has a second name, it's S-I-R-I-U-S!!!"

"What the bloody hell are you doing in there Padfoot?" asked a ferious James. "I gave you the Heads bathroom password on a condition, you wanker- oh, Lily!"

Lily had just come back from dinner, and her and James had worked out a plan for who was to take a shower on what night so they wouldn't run into eachother.

Lily smiled as she saw James. "Hey, James! Wait, isn't it my night to use the showers?" she asked pointing at the door.

James pulled on a lock of his hair. "Oh, really?" he asked, bluffing. "But today is Thursday, don't you have them on Wednesday?"

Lily schrunched her nose. "Today's Thursday? Are you sure?"

"Positive as that pie I just had for dessert!"

"If you're sure then... I guess I'll go catch up with Emily, see you later!" Lily waved idley behind her as she dissapeared down the corridor.

Phew. James let out a sigh of releif.

"Sirius! I mean it! No one but the Heads are supposed to use this bathroom and if Lily found out, she'd murder me! Get the hell out of there NOW!" he bellowed once again to Sirius.

Sirius completely ignored him.

"PADFOOT! I warned you that you can't go in there on Lily's shower nights!"

The sound of a shower being turned off could be heard.

"But it's Thursday, remember? Your night!" Sirius shouted.

"I only said that to confuse her!"

"Oh, well then," Sirius strutted over to the door, unlocked it, and stood in front of James, still in his towel.

Just then, Lily came around the corner.

"Er, James? It is Wedensday, Emily's just told me... Uh, why is Sirius in a towel?" she shook her head, "Nevermind, I don't want to know. Can I just have the bathroom?"

"It's all yours!" James grabbed Sirius by the arm and tramped down the hallway, leaving a very confused Lily in his wake.