So, I have a bunch of pop vinyls (Collectable toys of characters for those who don't know) the non-bobble-headed ones I let my three-year-old Brother play with. Today he was playing with Remus Lupin, Batman, Black Canary, and Captain Cold (Though I did not see when he grabbed that last one, but at least he knows not to touch the bobble-heads.) Along with a Bellatrix (Not a pop vinyl, is some other sort of collectable but that's irrelevant.). He's talking as he's playing with these, this is the story he came up with. Bear Cub's first fanfiction (Sort of).

Remus Lupin and Bellatrix Lestrange went to get milk, Remus found an Easter egg but Bellatrix only found milk. Then Bellatrix hit her head on Batman.

Black Canary and Bellatrix went through a tunnel, but Bellatrix hit her head on the tunnel. Black Canary jumped on Bellatrix and nearly broke her wand! Then Black Canary and Batman went off together. There was a brief scuffle when the two met Remus, but he backed out before he too was at risk of a broken wand.

Black Canary fell asleep on top of Batman and didn't wake up. Then Batman stood on top of a bridge while Bellatrix stood on top of the other, they announced that there are no girls here. Batman met Captain Cold and shouted "DIE!" while bashing him repeatedly.

A Beagle was lost and woofing sadly, Batman flew over to help and adopted the Beagle as his own. Captain Cold was never seen again.

I think I need to be more careful about what's on TV when he's in the room…