Hello!
as you see is my first fic. I am very excited.
These crazy
Drabbles had never been made without the Drabble matic so i recommend
it, very much! You will love it.
I don't own LXG. I am poor, don't sue me
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Rodney tripped along quickly... He was on his way to meet his lover, Henry, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a dog hopping along, carrying a bone in its mouth.
Rodney was almost on a boat when he came across a cake, lying alone on a plate. "That must be a treat from my good-looking bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked tasty, so he ate it.
It gave him the most strange tingling sensation in his mouth. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Henry.
When Henry came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Rodney cried.
"Your ass! And your penis!" Henry said. "They're gone! Can't you feel it?"
Rodney felt his ass and his penis. They were indeed quite away. "Oh, no!" Rodney said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that tasty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Henry said. "I got you a hat. It must have been that Shy man who lives nearby. He acts a little weird, ever since he move in"
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Rodney sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Henry said extremely, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your ass is really hot like that."
"Really?" Rodney dried her tears. Rodney kissed Henry and it was an entirely nervous sensation, Like a Man having sex with his friend.
They spent the night having entirely nervous sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
