Author's Notes; Hey Everyone! Fufu here. ;3 With a new fanfiction at hand! SaRAWRmay, helped me with this one. Call it collab. xD Ahah! I hope you enjoy. Now, please remember, chapters will only be added is reviews are made! SO! Review. Plus, this is kind of like a never-ending story. It's written, when I have nothing else to do. Anyway, read, enjoy, laugh! (Oh, and if you don't know what FML is, check it out. Google it. It stand for: "F*ck My Life", by the way. :3)

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Kyo's FMLS.

October, 31.

Okay. Hi. I don't even know how to use a fucking diary. But for some fucking reason- Shigure gave one to me. Apparently I have to vent my anger in different ways. I'm going to neuter that dog when he's sleeping. Anyway, it's Halloween. –No Shit!- And, Tohru and that damn rat went to go supervise Kisa and Hiro tricker treating. Tohru wanted me to go, but who would want to go with that annoying brat? –God! He makes me wanna punch a baby.- To me; Halloween is just a time where girls can all dress up like sluts. It's like asking for Shigure to come out after them. –Which he would, damn perv.- Last Halloween; some kid took my damn candy. Fuck Halloween.

November, 3.

Today at school, I took a shit and everyone heard me. Now the damn Yankee called me: "Orange Shitter."

November, 6.

Tohru wanted me to go grab some groceries. I went, obviously. It wasn't like I was going to make her go all the way there. She seemed pretty crappy today. For once, she didn't even friggen insist that she do the house-hold cleaning, cooking. –Which meant Yuki cooked Breakfast. Disgusting.- All she did was sit on her bed, moaning and clutching her… stomach? I don't know, she looked beat. Long story short, I went. Obviously, I got everything on the list. Milk, cheese, bread, rice, leeks, -yuck, - but then I had realized why Tohru looked so bad this morning. She needed tampons. Arisa worked at the counter. Now I'm called: "Orange-Tampon-Shitter."

November, 13.

Yuki beat me again, in front of everyone at the park. All in all, I got sent home because my friggen outfit was covered in mud. I was actually having fun. Tohru, Yankee, and creepy-electric girl, Hana were there.
Haru and Momiji tug along too. –Hate them.- We were all playing the game of Frisbee while Tohru set up the picnic basket. I had Momiji on my team, as well as Hana. Damn Yuki got Haru and Yankee. Not fair teams. All in all, my face hurts.

November, 20.

Ayame came over today, and as usual, brought some samples of new clothes, his latest catalogue, business cards… you know, the usual. Sadly, he brought "Ayame's Draft Book!" A book in which he drafts out new dresses that were requested, or just random ideas that pop into mind. –Really disturbing.- Anyway, apparently some guy had the same "structure" as me. Same height, same weight, really weird. Before I knew it, I'm in a dress. The worst part- I looked good.

November, 27.

I went for a walk today, I was kind of upset. Yuki beat me again. –Damn!- I went out for a walk around town, not paying attention. It was kinda calming. Anyway, in the distance I heard dogs barking hysterically. It was a dog daycare, apparently. I didn't care, so I just kept walking. Pretty soon, I had found out someone left the damn gate open. Poodles aren't that friendly.

November, 30.

Last day of November. Not special. At all. Tohru made me go out and look at the "pretty-fall-leaves."
It was normal, I was kind of shocked. The only thing pissing me off was that Yuki was there, and Tohru and Yuki were giggling like idiots. Anyway, kind of relief from all the crap that's been happening. Anyway. Bye November.

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Author's Notes; So, did you like it? Did it mentally scare you!? Or did you laugh? :3 I hope you laughed. I HOPE YOU REVIEW! They are loved. I need to be more popular. Ahahah... Anywhom. Read up the next Chapter, okay?